Twilight is a piece of shit...

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Twilight is a piece of shit... ..That is used for Space Docking. If you aren't in the know of what space docking is exactly, Check google. It'll make you laugh. Back to Twilight; What a retarded space docking piece of shit. As I'm sure you guessed, I didn't go see the movie. I've never read any of the books, so why do I write about it? Well, because of the retarded hysteria and fan base that it has created. In all honesty I'd rather read a book written by Trig Palin (Yes, the retarded baby) before Twilight. Robert "not Sure" Pattinson is causing Stupid little girls to faint and trample each other at meet and greets. What the Fuck? Seriously, What the hell is wrong with teenage Girls and Perez Hilton fans? I recently did an exhaustive analysis of fainting teenage girls and random tramplings over the last 50 years. Through my results I determined the only time fainting wasn't a retarded gimmick was when the Beatles arrived at JFK airport in 1964. As for trampling, there are many more cases of trampling that are much cooler then a Twilight fan being trampled in a mall. Take for instance a trampling that occurred in 1991 at AC/DC concert in Salt Lake city, where the audience killed two people. What is More Hard Core, AC/DC or Twilight? If you need me to answer this one, here's a kick in the nuts. While i'm on the subject of how shitty Twilight fans are, here is a list of generic shit Twilight fans like: Hot Topic Bud Light Hollister McRib Sprite The Yankees Hummers iPhones Sarah Palin Carla Bruni Marlboro lights Chain Wallets Nalgene Bottles Moleskin Notebooks Chinese Democracy There you go. I've now given you objective reasons not to like Twilight. Do you really want to be known as a Space Docker? JEFECITO 10:44 PM