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JEFECITO Best and Worst Music of 2008

2009-01-05T01:16:00.013-07:00

Wow, 2008 was a terrible year for music. I’m not sad to see this year in music over one bit. For every one great album that was released, ten huge piles of dick came along with it. Fortunately, the good albums were quite excellent, which did allow 2008 to at least be bearable.
To keep the list simple, there are no rankings; rather just many albums I equally enjoyed the most throughout the year.

As for the worst albums, I picked a variety of terrible, all different genres. However, all are bigger names that most of you will know. In a strange turn of events, three artists I picked for the worst albums list are based out of Tennessee. If you have Tennessee on a list of places to visit, I’d suggest crossing it off right now.

Just as the best of list, I’m not ordering the worst. Shit is shit; it doesn’t matter if it’s dog shit, horseshit or bird shit. Why would I judge which one smells the worst? AMIRITE?

Here it is my best of 2008.

Cut Chemist and DJ Shadow
The Hard Sell (Encore)

There has been a lot said lately about mash-ups lately, but mash-up artists use computers and samplers to match songs. Cut Chemist and Shadow do a similar thing on this album, but only use eight turntables and 45’s. A spectacular feat in itself, but they also performed this live. Damn, wish I could have seen the craziness unfold. Anyone can listen to this and hear something they like.

The Magnetic Fields
Distortion

I didn’t see this on any magazines best of list, and that is a shame. While everyone was busy jocking Coldplay, they forgot about another classic album from these guys. Play this around someone you want to fuck and it will happen.

Langhorne Slim
Self Titled

Langhorne Slim is a New York band that should be a lot bigger than they are. I figured these guys would be huge by now, especially with catchy tunes and a decent sized following at every concert I’ve seen them play. This album goes from a nice relaxing pace to an up beat dance tune on a dime.

Gza
Pro Tools
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Rza
Digi Snacks

Do you know why the last Wu-tang album wasn’t all that great? The Rza kept all the good beats for his solo album.

Pro Tools is a complex album that features all the best Gza has to offer: storytelling, metaphors and acronymic break down of entire songs. It truly shows his place as THE poet of hip-hop. As he says, “Name a nigga that can stop the force that I strike with. Let alone try to hold the pen that I write with.” You can’t. This album stands on it’s own with the rest of Gza’s releases.

As for Digi Snacks by the Rza, it’s a complete album from start to finish, side to side. The production value of this album far surpasses any hip-hop album of recent memory and the rhymes are thought out and delivered with the voice of persistence. A highly overlooked album especially in comparison to previous Rza albums, most of which aren’t spectacular.

Willie Nelson & Wynton Marsalis
Two Men with the Blues

Willie Nelson has tried crossing over into different genres for a few years now. I’m sure we all remember the disastrous reggae album that came out a few years back. This crossover, into the blues, is a much better match for his voice, and he paired himself with another equally inventive artist, Wynton Marsalis. This album sounds a lot better than it does on paper.

Immortal Technique
The 3rd World

The most pissed off albums I listened to in 2008. Immortal Technique is filling the void Rage Against the Machine left, and he's doing pretty well for himself. Great beats and Lyrics. Don't sleep on this guy because he has a million followers that would drink the grape Kool-Aid.

The Mars Volta
Bedlam in Goliath

This album was almost derailed by the curse of an Ouija board. It’s safe to say I’d listen to this if Ned Flanders released it.

Bob Dylan
Tell Tale Signs

Bob knows how to please his audience. He hits the vault for another album full of unreleased songs and live recordings. Every time Bob puts out another Bootleg volume I swear he can’t top it, yet ALWAYS does.

Atmosphere
Strictly Leakage
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When Life gives you Lemons, you Paint That Shit Gold

Strictly Leakage was a precursor to When Life… and is a free internet album. This is the best free album I’ve ever gotten. You can get it here. Download it right now you won’t regret it.

Slug the MC has always been able to word paint a Monet with his quick observations from life. On When Life… he is not just painting, he’s creating scenes for movies with ease. This album tops an already solid career for Atmosphere. Is this because Atmosphere recorded live instruments for most of the album? Partly, but the emotion that shows through the lyrics is as undeniable as a Catholic priest’s attraction to the Altar boy.

Portishead
Third

Wow, Portishead was really creative when they named this album… Anyway, I didn’t like this album the first listen through. Yet, after repeated listening, it grew on me. If you didn’t like this album, you deserve it to yourself to give it another few plays. And before this came out, who would have thought Portishead would play some ukulele?

Melvins
Nude with Boots

Old dude rock music from Seattle. Throw out your Sublime records and spark up a joint to this.

Brian Wilson
That Lucky Old Sun

Te Quiero, Te Quiero! Grampa gets back to his roots and writes songs about the beach, surfer girls, and anything else that made a pre-Pet Sounds Beach Boys good. This album goes off the deep end and has some unintentionally hilarious narratives and an obsession with the term, “The Heart Beat of LA.” But it’s solid album. Way better than Smile.

Okkervil River
The Stage Names

These guys are having a silent contest with Slipknot on who can have more people in a band. But don’t let that detour your, this will impress even the worst music snob.

TV on the Radio
Dear Science

Hardly the best of what this band has to offer, yet a good album; even if it was made by a bunch of New York hipsters.

Oasis
Dig out your Soul

You should already have this. I’m not going to say anything else.

Eagles of Death Metal
Heart On

I’ve known for a while that these guys are solid, but I always forgot about them when I would buy CD’s. When I finally got around to getting this, I felt dumb. I didn’t realize I was missing out on so much.

Sigur Rós
Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust

Taking the atmospheric sweeps out of their music shows a lot more of what these guys can accomplish. This album wins my vote for their best.

Nas
The Nigger Tape

Only one artist made the best of list twice, DJ Green Lantern. His inclusion is due to his support of other artists, Immortal Technique and Nas. Don't get me wrong, I love Nas, but Green Lantern definitely deserves some props. The Nigger Tape would not have made my top list without the DJ Green Lantern mix down. He tore Nas’ album apart and threw in a bunch of unreleased tracks to top it all off. Not only is Green Lantern in tune and on time and he holds mass in the production booth. If this is the future of Hip-Hop, I’ll buy this ticket and take the ride.

Here’s the Worst of 2008. Britney Spears deserved a spot here but what is left to say about her?

Panic at the Disco
pretty.odd.

Frat boys and high school football players were jizzing all over each other to finally have another album from these tools. Does the lead singer still dress up like Willie Wonka and prance around like a drag queen at a dick farm?

Slipknot
All Hope Is Gone

It’s to bad Maggots (Slipknot fans self bestowed name) don’t kill themselves like Judas Priest fans did in the 80’s. I’d like Slipknot a lot more if that was the case.

Nickleback
Dark Horse
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3 doors down
Self Titled

These two bands took over Creed’s spot in rock history writing generic and safe rock songs for Army Soldiers and guys who only wear teal wife beaters.

Guns n’ Roses
Chinese Democracy

I listened to this in a bar the week it came out and I haven’t bothered listening to it after that. It just didn’t seem to stand out in any way to me. I’m a big GNR fan, but this doesn’t cut it. Go listen to Rocket Queen again and compare any song on Chinese Democracy. The last minute and a half of Rocket queen blows this entire album out of the water. I can’t believe I was looking forward to this album for about eight years now. This is the biggest letdown I’ve ever had musically.

Def Leppard
Songs from the Sparkle Lounge

I hate this band so much, yet I’ve always wanted to see a Def Leppard concert. I’m mostly interested in going to laugh at the drummer with his one arm flailing wildly trying to play Pour Some Sugar on Me.

Paramore
The Final Riot

This is the first band from Tennessee to make the worst of List, and they started out as a funk band. YEHAW! How the fuck does this band get big, and people still wonder who The Cardigans are? It just makes no sense, Mr. Hat!

This is just another record company formula. Lets pair a hot chick with a bunch of good looking dudes with slick haircuts. The sad part is, they didn’t even get a good looking girl. This broad isn’t hot, and you know it. If the bitch in this band were just a regular girl ringing up your groceries, you wouldn’t beat off thinking about her in the closet every night.

Pink
Funhouse

I’ll start this review by attacking Pink for looking like a fat manbearpig. Second, You know she has a penis comparable to the size of Tommy Lee. Finally, I imagine SOMEONE said, “Hey Pink, you really should think about changing the name to your new album. Fun House happens to be the same name as a most influential Stooges album.”

To which Pink replied, “Not Exactly, I took out the space and made it one word. And who the fuck is the Stooges? Larry Curly and Mo?”

Miley Cyrus
Breakout

Second on the list to hail from Tennessee! All I can think of saying about her is I can’t wait to see this meat pit in a rehab center because THEN we will get to see Billy Ray cry on his mullet.

I also need to call out Bret Ratner, the director of the lead off music video, 7 Things. Dude, you directed Triumph for Wu-Tang, and Make them Suffer By Cannibal Corpse. What the fuck happened here…someone kill this guy. I’m looking at you Corpse Grinder.

Kings of Leon
Only by the Night

Another bunch of hicks from Tennessee playing bland repetitive songs hipster fucks play while eating each other’s cum.

I don’t understand why people have such a hard-on for these scene whores. Every time I tell someone who likes this band how much I can’t stand this shit, I get a similar blank stare looking back at me. It’s the type of stare you will receive if you ever have to tell your best friend about doing his mom in the ass. This band sucks; get over it.

The Killers
Day & Age

You know those shirts that your Grandma brings you from her trip to the Zoo with the other senior citizens? That is what this albums first music video reminds me of, a shitty white tiger shirt, just like this one.

How is this shit popular? Its Zoo Books inspired music video can’t win points with many people. And By the way, I sincerely doubt that Hunter S. Thompson intended the line, “are we human or our we dancer” to be included in as fruity a song as this. In fact, it’s more of a shot at “dancers,” much like these guys appear to be.

The Smashing Pumpkins
American Gothic

Dear Billy Corgan,

You know how Chinese Democracy blows and let all the real Guns n’ Roses fans down? Well, I think you see where this is going. Call up D’arcy and James; I’m pretty sure they aren’t too busy. Hell, bring the dead pianist back too. Please, put at least some effort into singing, maybe try eating some gravel to help your voice. Also, try playing some of your old songs at concerts. That would make sense right? No one really cares about this new shit, and if you aren’t going to play old Smashing Pumpkins songs you might as well still call your band Zwan.

And finally, try to look a little more like Uncle Fester.

That’s about it.

Love,
Jefecito

Beyonce
I Am…Sasha Fierce

Not only does this album have the worst title in the history of music, but also at least two songs on here were blatantly ripped off from the original writers. Fake R&B for people who don't care about quality, most of the United States. People listening to this are women who watch Oprah and generally complain about everything.

I hate this cunt worse than the burning sensation in my dick when I take a piss every morning.

Danity Kane
Welcome to the Doll House

More like Welcome to the Whore House. Fuck MTV, Puff Daddy, and anyone else responsible for this shit being produced.

Whitesnake
Good to be Bad
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White Lion
Return of the Pride

Who would have thought that these two bands would still around back in 1990? My guess would be only the bands themselves. I’m pretty sure that White Lion has been playing shows in bowling alleys filling the void left by Quiet Riot after Kevin DuBrow died.

As for White Snake, they are stretching out their rock and roll dreams worse than Spinal Tap. It won’t be long before they are opening for the puppet show.

Ashlee Simpson
Bittersweet World
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Fall Out Boy
Folie à Deux

Someone tell these two mongoloid retards that naming a baby is different then naming a pet. I guess it could be worse; they could have named him Queens. Why couldn’t these two have been on that plane with DJAM and Travis Barker?

Blind Melon
For my Friends

…or for a lot of money. I’m glad I never got into this band. In fact, I always hated this band and their fans. Anyone who bought this album deserves to be fucked with a knife. Bringing this band back is the equivalent to resurrecting Hitler.

Jason Mraz
We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things

I hate white guys who jam power chords and rap on top of their strums as if they are channeling Bob Marley.

If I had to pick the most vomit inducing song of 2008 it would be I’m Yours. Hollister girls and white dudes in pooka shell necklaces with visors jam out to this shit while drinking their Bacardi Silver and Bud Light. Shitty music for stupid white people. Could you see a Mexican listening to this? Hell no. Obama wouldn't even put up with this garbage.

Scarlet Johansson
Anywhere I Lay my Head

Somehow this bitch fooled David Bowie, one of the dudes from TV on the Radio, along with members of the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s to help her massacre some of the best Tom Waits songs. She somehow got the idea that she had a great voice, probably because people who kiss her ass constantly surround her. Anywhere I lay my Head is terribly reinforces the fact that David Bowie hasn’t been significant for the past 20 years.

Vampire Weekend
Self Titled

This is the audio equivalent to the Dakota Fanning rape scene in the movie Hound Dog. If you want a good African influenced album, go get Graceland by Paul Simon. Leave this shit to people who THINK they know good music. Easily the most boring album of 2008.

Katy Perry
One of the Boys

Unsuccessful Christian musician with HORRIBLE style (read: Beatty Page is dead, you look like a clown) crosses over into the pop realm with the much loathed and terribly obnoxious attention grabber, I Kissed a Girl. Congratulations, you are now the biggest whore in the world. Go back to Sunday school you cum dumpster and quit this shtick. And while you’re at it quit smelling you armpit in every goddamn picture.

Welcome To Ver. 2.0 of Jefecito.com

2008-12-15T19:11:00.001-07:00

Here it is. After over a year of promised updates to JEFECITO.com, I posted something besides a myspace page. It's not what I want for JEFECITO.com, I still have many plans for my first .com, but it's a step in the right direction. And it will allow me to compile a lot of things I have written in the past to one centralized location.

Everything I have ever written online will be moved here, even the old horrible shit. Pretty much everything I have ever written is terrible, but you might laugh at some point or another. I'm not proud of any thing in particular , but I figured no one will look at this anyway.

So as it stands right now, I am copying all of my Livejournal posts from 2003 until 2005 over here. For reference my livejournal.com was djmogus.livejournal.com.

I then blogged online at Myspace.com/niggerkins, my personal myspace from 2006 on.

Since this officially ends the reign of JEFECITO being my Myspace, I encourage anyone who happens to read this and know me to Bookmark my shit.

I will be working the kinks out over the next few days and tweaking this here and there.

JEFE

Twilight is a piece of shit...

2008-11-22T22:44:00.000-07:00

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Twilight is a piece of shit...

..That is used for Space Docking. If you aren't in the know of what space docking is exactly, Check google. It'll make you laugh.

Back to Twilight; What a retarded space docking piece of shit. As I'm sure you guessed, I didn't go see the movie. I've never read any of the books, so why do I write about it? Well, because of the retarded hysteria and fan base that it has created. In all honesty I'd rather read a book written by Trig Palin (Yes, the retarded baby) before Twilight. Robert
"not Sure" Pattinson is causing Stupid little girls to faint and trample each other at meet and greets. What the Fuck? Seriously, What the hell is wrong with teenage Girls and Perez Hilton fans?

I recently did an exhaustive analysis of fainting teenage girls and random tramplings over the last 50 years. Through my results I determined the only time fainting wasn't a retarded gimmick was when the Beatles arrived at JFK airport in 1964. As for trampling, there are many more cases of trampling that are much cooler then a Twilight fan being trampled in a mall. Take for instance a trampling that occurred in 1991 at AC/DC concert in Salt Lake city, where the audience killed two people.

What is More Hard Core, AC/DC or Twilight? If you need me to answer this one, here's a kick in the nuts.

While i'm on the subject of how shitty Twilight fans are, here is a list of generic shit Twilight fans like:

Hot Topic
Bud Light
Hollister
McRib
Sprite
The Yankees
Hummers
iPhones
Sarah Palin
Carla Bruni
Marlboro lights
Chain Wallets
Nalgene Bottles
Moleskin Notebooks
Chinese Democracy

There you go. I've now given you objective reasons not to like Twilight. Do you really want to be known as a Space Docker?

JEFECITO

10:44 PM

Sex, Sports and Politics

2008-10-22T11:46:00.000-06:00

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Sex, Sports and Politics

This post won't have anything to do with sex. I really don't have anything to say about that, other than I have stayed slut free, true to my word. And if you need a reminder about my definition of slut, check here.

As for the sports front, the only sports I will be discussing is the Dodgers. As most of you can tell, the Dodgers are my sports team, and they have been for the past 20 years. Because of the Players strike of 1994 and moving out of the Los Angeles area, I lost touch with my team for a while. I've never been a bigger Dodger fan in my life than over the past year and a half, mostly because of my good friend Andrew There has never been a better time to be a fan of the Dodgers, or baseball for that matter.

The 2008 Season was the Dodgers 50th season in Los Angeles after moving to the west coast from Brooklyn. I was lucky enough to see three games this season; One being an Exhibition game at Dodgers stadium. The second game also a Red Sox Exhibition game, This being played in the Historical Los Angeles Coliseum; Notable for being the most attended baseball game EVER. Finally, I saw the NLDS game three at Dodger Stadium, where the Dodgers swept the Chicago Cubs in a five game series and won their first playoff series in 20 years.

Now, if you keep up with baseball you know that the Dodgers were defeated by the Phillies in five games. We showed a lot of promise in the series, but I believe the Dodgers were defeated by inexperience and that Dodger fans have a lot to look to in the next three years. We had an excellent team this year, and the addition of Manny Ramirez for the last two months of the season most definitely put the team in the Playoffs.

I probably differ from 99% of Dodger fans, but I think that re-signing Manny will be a grave mistake for the team. Manny is looking at signing a five or six year contract, and it is estimated the team that closes the deal with him will be paying $20-30 Mil. a season to add him to their roster. Manny is already 36, and his knees are showing wear from play and age. It is no secret that Manny wants to lock in a longer contract while he still has great stats and that in the last couple of years on the contract he might not be in shape to be a starter. He's old for baseball, and even if he still can hit home runs when he is in his forty's, he won't be the defensive player he is now. If the Dodgers can sign him for a three year contract, It will be money well spent. Any longer on a contract will be a waste for the team.

I guarantee Manny will not retire wearing a Dodgers Uniform. If the Dodgers Do sign him to a long term contract, he will be traded to an AL team when his knees give way. At least for an AL team he will be able to play as a DH. That might make sense, but the Dodgers would still be eating a lot of money to sign him long term and trade him in the future.

I'm not talking Shit on the guy. I loved what he Did for Los Angeles, And I'd love for some miracle deal to work out and have Manny come back to our team. He's an exciting player to watch, yet i'm scared that the Dodgers will be left screwed in the end of a long contract.

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"The State is but the executive for the capitalist"
- Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels

Check back later for my politics. I'm going to bed.

11:46 AM

Fuck you Katy Perry

2008-09-28T18:18:00.000-06:00

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Fuck you Katy Perry

I hope this guy doesn't mind me posting his review of Katy Perry's Shit single, "I Kissed a Girl." OR, as i prefer to call it, "I Kissed a Shit Sandwich."
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By Michaelangelo Matos

"I Kissed a Girl"

by Katy Perry
Stranger Personals

(Capitol)

Of course we should have seen Sarah Palin coming. All we had to do was look at the music charts. Which song dominated American radio airplay this summer? Not M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes," despite the deserved critical excitement when it jumped into the top five on the back of Pineapple Express; not Miley Cyrus; not the Jonas Brothers; and not even Coldplay. It was Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl," a pseudofeminist exploitation number whose cynicism has been topped this year only by the RNC.

Perry is an ex-Christian singer who has seized the main chance. "I Kissed a Girl" marries an overbearing glam-rock shuffle-stomp—think of Gary Glitter's "Rock & Roll Part 2" with the beat audibly fraying at the edges, as if the producers figured the only way to reach America's heart was to pulverize—with Perry's shrill singing, which seems less rooted in a musical style than a personality type. Forget about lesbian until graduation; Perry is a lesbian until the camera switches off—the loudest girl in the Girls Gone Wild infomercial. Each to her own, but she sounds so robotic it's hard to sense much in the way of human impulse there.

The lyrics just make it worse. She kisses a girl—sure, okay. She likes it—um, and? Oh, and she hopes her boyfriend doesn't mind, because sexual autonomy is inextricable from the male gaze, and that's fucking awesome. "I Kissed a Girl" is infuriatingly ass-backward: cynical adherence to outdated values made into titillation, snide calculation dressed up as the underdog, the same old bullshit disguised as rebellion.

Those traits have dominated recent election news. Writing in Salon about why Palin gives her nightmares, Rebecca Traister could have been describing "I Kissed a Girl": "What Palin so seductively represents... is a form of feminine power that is utterly digestible to those who have no intellectual or political use for actual women. It's like some dystopian future... feminism without any feminists." What's worse is that people are falling for it, mistaking a pat on the head for progress. It takes a nation of Katy Perrys to hold us back. recommended

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This is taken from thestranger.com, A Seattle based publication on all things awesome. Check em' out, really good shit.

JEFE

6:18 PM

Bitch, You Ain't Shit

2008-09-27T21:11:00.000-06:00

Nigga, I'm the shit.

If you think this is meant for you, it is. Fuck you Hoes.

JEFE

Ain’t today the day that you can get free slurpees and shit at 7-11?

2008-09-11T21:46:00.000-06:00

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Ain’t today the day that you can get free slurpees and shit at 7-11?

Kidding.

I've posted this before. It's My favorite Lit. on 9-11, By Hunter S. Thompson:

It was just after dawn in Woody Creek, Colo., when the first plane hit the World Trade Center in New York City on Tuesday morning, and as usual I was writing about sports. But not for long. Football suddenly seemed irrelevant, compared to the scenes of destruction and utter devastation coming out of New York on TV.

Even ESPN was broadcasting war news. It was the worst disaster in the history of the United States, including Pearl Harbor, the San Francisco earthquake and probably the Battle of Antietam in 1862, when 23,000 were slaughtered in one day.

The Battle of the World Trade Center lasted about 99 minutes and cost 20,000 lives in two hours (according to unofficial estimates as of midnight Tuesday). The final numbers, including those from the supposedly impregnable Pentagon, across the Potomac River from Washington, likely will be higher. Anything that kills 300 trained firefighters in two hours is a world-class disaster.

And it was not even Bombs that caused this massive damage. No nuclear missiles were launched from any foreign soil, no enemy bombers flew over New York and Washington to rain death on innocent Americans. No. It was four commercial jetliners.

They were the first flights of the day from American and United Airlines, piloted by skilled and loyal U.S. citizens, and there was nothing suspicious about them when they took off from Newark, N.J., and Dulles in D.C. and Logan in Boston on routine cross-country flights to the West Coast with fully-loaded fuel tanks -- which would soon explode on impact and utterly destroy the world-famous Twin Towers of downtown Manhattan's World Trade Center. Boom! Boom! Just like that.

The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.

It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive "figurehead" -- or even dead, for all we know -- but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy. The second one was a dead-on bullseye. Straight into the middle of the skyscraper.

Nothing -- even George Bush's $350 billion "Star Wars" missile defense system -- could have prevented Tuesday's attack, and it cost next to nothing to pull off. Fewer than 20 unarmed Suicide soldiers from some apparently primitive country somewhere on the other side of the world took out the World Trade Center and half the Pentagon with three quick and costless strikes on one day. The efficiency of it was terrifying.

We are going to punish somebody for this attack, but just who or what will be blown to smithereens for it is hard to say. Maybe Afghanistan, maybe Pakistan or Iraq, or possibly all three at once. Who knows? Not even the Generals in what remains of the Pentagon or the New York papers calling for WAR seem to know who did it or where to look for them.

This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed -- for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.

Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job -- armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy.

OK. It is 24 hours later now, and we are not getting much information about the Five Ws of this thing.

The numbers out of the Pentagon are baffling, as if Military Censorship has already been imposed on the media. It is ominous. The only news on TV comes from weeping victims and ignorant speculators.

The lid is on. Loose Lips Sink Ships. Don't say anything that might give aid to The Enemy.

9:46 PM -

My visa application to North Korea...

2008-08-21T05:34:00.000-06:00

Thursday, August 21, 2008

My visa application to North Korea...

..was denied. Damn. Here it is, in all It's simplicity:

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Dear Sir,

Thank you for your interest in the DPR of Korea.

We are sorry to inform you that we have reached our limited maximum number
of US visitors.

We hope in the future new opportunities will arise.

Best regards,

KFA
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At least they sent me away warmly. I'll just have to go to plan two, sneaking in. That's not tough.

JEFECITO

Currently listening :
Pro Tools
By GZA
Release date: 2008-08-19

5:34 AM

TSHOTTP2

2008-07-27T10:54:00.000-06:00

Sunday, July 27, 2008

TSHOTTP2

Really?? Another movie about a pair of pants that travels? How does this get made while, I and a lot of other people are still waiting for the sequel to Trapped in the Closet?

I'll never understand girl movies. While Hollywood is making a bunch of shit, Chick movie sequels, they might as well go and make a "The Notebook 2." It wouldn't even need a better name then that, this movie didn't. Every girl would put that movie on their top movies list as long as it had a love triangle. I hate girl movies, so if i was writing TSHOTTP2, this would be my story line:

Girl 1 (slut): puts on the pants and becomes a major slut any time she wears them. She Gets aids and dies.
Girl 2 (prude): gets pants from Girl 1(AKA Slut)before she dies, and loses her virginity to a football player douche. He knocks up the prude and she becomes a single mother.
Girl 3 (fatso): gets pants from girl 2 and has to loose 30 lbs to get into pants. But not without a hilarious scene where she desperately tries to put them on her fat ass. When she finally gets them on, she has rings of fat hanging over her belt loops and she tears out the ass. Later, there will be a symbolic moment when she sews a patch over her easy access garage door.
Girl 4 (skinny bitch with no tits and must always get her way) Gets pants from Fatso and realizes she should dump her boyfriend. Then, while wearing the pants she goes and fucks some dudes, who treat her like shit. Then, She goes back to her Ex-boyfriend who, for some reason is retarded, and thinks it will work. But it doesn't. She ends up a whore on the street.

At the end of the movie, the pants, Which at this point are more disease ridden than a small pox blanket given to an indian, are burned. The three remaining hoes gather around a garbage can at a beach somewhere and light the pants with some kerosene and walk off.

in a final flashback, it will show the four chicks laughing and having a good time. Then Rambo will come and kick all their asses, even the dead one(which is kinda tricky). I chose Rambo because Chuck Norris is to busy with Mountain Dew commercials.

The end.

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There you go. Now, you won't have to go see TSHOTTP2, because my version is way better. It's funny that Girls don't give a shit about film titles, or substance. Their content with a Number 2, and They know that the bitch from Gilmore Girls is in this, and that's good enough for them.

Your movie is named after a pair of pants taking a shit. Enjoy that ladies.

Currently listening :
La Cucaracha
By Ween
Release date: 2007-10-23

10:54 AM

Clint Eastwood

2008-07-23T12:47:00.000-06:00

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Clint Eastwood

A few weeks ago I caught the end of the film, "Il Buono, il Brutto, il Cattivo" or if you don't understand Italian, like me, "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly." What a fantastic film, one that I have seen many times in my life, yet never appreciated until now. I grew up watching all of the Clint Eastwood Westerns with my dad, who's a huge fan of said actor. Yet, for all the murdering and badass bar brawls, those films tormented the hell out of me. I HATED them.

I always complained about seeing ANOTHER western, it meant that that the lone TV set in my house was in use by my Father to watch "A Fistfull of Dollars", or "High Plains Drifter." Westerns were always on in the Bailey household, and those "stupid" westerns cut into my precious cartoon time. Many times I went to watch "Tiny Toon Adventures," and was greeted by a gunslinger. Hey what can I say, Kids are stupid. Most kids hate Chinese food, also. My point is made.

I stand here and tell you all that I now love the genre, which would make my dad spin in his grave, if he was dead. Clint Eastwood is the western badass, a god who turned the genre from a boring John Wayne flicks about cattle ranching to a mean and brutal Ol' west. I now fully understand why Marty McFly would represent himself as Clint In "Back to the Future 3." Clint got the babes, and no one fucked with him. If they did, they got shot and probably died a painful death. I like Clint, and he's at the top of my list from here on out.

Tonight, I read a quote from Spike Lee. Lee, who in the past has attacked Tarantino about his usage of the word Nigger in "Jackie Brown", is now gunnin' for Josey Wales. He's not too happy about Eastwoods lack of negro actors in Clint's latest films, "Flags of Our Fathers", and "Letters from Iwo Jima":

"Clint Eastwood made two films about Iwo Jima that ran for more than four hours total, and there was not one Negro actor on the screen. If you reporters had any balls you'd ask him why. There's no way I know why he did that ... But I know it was pointed out to him and that he could have changed it. It's not like he didn't know."

My question is, Does Lee sit and count all the black people in every movie he sees? What a boring way to watch a film. Eastwood's reply to pretty much being attacked as a racist:

"The story is Flags of Our Fathers, the famous flag-raising picture, and they didn't do that. If I go ahead and put an African-American actor in there, people'd go: 'This guy's lost his mind.' I mean, it's not accurate." And added, "A guy like him should shut his face."

It doesn't stop there, he adds,

"He was complaining when I did Bird (the 1988 biopic of Charlie Parker). Why would a white guy be doing that? I was the only guy who made it, that's why. He could have gone ahead and made it. Instead he was making something else."

Hell Yeah Clint, Stick to your guns. I've held a fondness for Spike Lee for a long time, "Malcolm X" being my favorite film of all time. I learned more about black oppression in that film then I ever did in School. He's written great stories over time "He Got Game" and "Do the Right Thing" are fanastic achievements in screen writing. But every time a director crosses his line, he pulls his race card and only looks comes off looking and sounding a whiny brat. Did Tarantino or Eastwood complain about "The Inside Man", which clearly portrayed a group of white actors as the bad guys? No, it's his story, and It's just that, Fiction.

Sorry Spike, but you do need to Shut your face.

And Clint, Make one more western, one where you shoot a bunch of guns and ride a four wheeler.

Mahalo,
JEFECITO

Currently listening :
Goats Head Soup
By The Rolling Stones
Release date: 1994-07-26

12:47 PM

Just a suggestion...

2008-07-22T11:10:00.000-06:00

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Just a suggestion...
Current mood: thirsty
Category: Music

Hey Tom,

It's JEFECITO.COM AGAIN! I always complain about how shitty myspace is when I contact you; now will be no different. So I'll get right to the point.

You need to implement more options and filters in the browse new friends section. I just moved to a new area, and I'm trying to find me some lady friends to hang out with. Unfortunately, my searches are way to broad(HAHA), in fact, I'll never make it through the 75 pages of ladies i pull up every time I browse a new search. My idea is this; which you can totally steal and call yours if you'd like.

...(drumroll)...

Make a filter for ugly people, or any other subjective term I use for people I don't want to be friends with; ie:pregnant, Lactating, chicks too fat to shop at Layne Bryant... It would be so nice to put a mark next to a "No Fat asses in thongs" check box. Imagine, All those ladies with nasty butt crack shots excluded from my search results. Wouldn't it be great??

What about Fat hoes showing off their ass and tits while eating a gallon of syrup a Denny's? In my myspace, You'd be able to just exclude them. Get on this TOM, It's a great Idea. Yet I know, This isn't really possible...I thought I'd ask...

I'm sure there are some kind hearted people out in the internerd who wouldn't exclude these people I've listed above. They may be Juggalos or meth truckers but I guess even they need friends. I'm sure the Same would go for Gerald, the skinny White dude who works at video store and always suggests I take home the old Copy of "Red Shoe Diaries." He is sure in need of friend. But not me, I've got plenty, in fact I'm going to kick some more friends off soon.

I guess I'll be stuck digging through a proverbial mountain of all different types, only to find a few hunks of rusty steal on the other side. If I'm lucky maybe a piece of coal will be tossed in for good measure. This is Sandy, Ut.

Just do this one thing, Make it work somehow! I promise to not ever complain about shitty myspace or any of my other petty issues again.

Live from Death row,

JEFECITO.COM

Currently listening :
Two Men with the Blues (2 LPs)
By Willie Nelson
Release date: 2008-07-08

11:10 AM -

26

2008-07-16T23:50:00.000-06:00

Thursday, July 17, 2008

So, I'll turn 26 as I write this. I now have to check the box next to the 26-30 age group on surveys and such. I can't say turning 26 is bad. I just moved into a really shitty house and live in Sandy, Utah. What gets worse then that? Yeah, New house, with shit roommates. As I type this, my roommate's nasty girlfriend is in the bathroom, which happens to be next door to my room, taking a shit and singing Celine Dion's "Power of Love" very off key. I hope someday, one of you reading this, can experience the first moments of your birthday with the sounds of "THHDDD" and "PPPPFFF", accompanied by an off key American Idol failure. Happy birthday to me, it is.

In other news:

I recently heard a musician, by the name of Ellis Hall on our local Station, KRCL playing his tunes and chattin' it up with the DJ. He's a Jazz-Motown artist Who made me so happy while I was sitting in traffic I needed to learn more about him. When I went looking for a history on Ellis, none could be found. So, I emailed him personally to ask if I could interview him for the basis of making a wikipedia page.

Well, today I received permission from Ellis Hall's daughter about interviewing him about his life. This means I will go to traveling in the near future. Ye Haw! I'm sure the project will take me a million years, but it will be super sweet when it's written. Plus, I'm sure I can use my interview for something else besides a WIKI.

For those of you who are not familiar with Ellis, He's a Musician who has played with EVERYONE under the sun: Earth, Wind, and Fire, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Kenny G, Herbie Hancock and MANY More. Along with those attributes, he is Fozzie Bear's UNCLE, Uncle Grizzly, and is one of the California Raisins. Ellis is the man who can do it all, and you can check him out at Ellishall.com.

I want to preserve these gems while we still have them available to us. Ellis has an amazing voice and one thing I didn't realize while listening to him play the piano and guitar, is that he is blind. He was perfect from beginning to end.

More to Come on this!

JEFE

I'm back.

2008-07-14T01:13:00.000-06:00

I've been really busy this summer. Hence my lack of caring about Shitty myspace. But, I thought I would take a quick second and post my summer update so far.

I moved, and now live at 1964 E 9800 S. Sandy, Ut. Correct your address labels and start sending me some bombs.

Here it is:
I went to Wyoming for two days. That was cool. I sent post cards to a few of you. I hope they got there. I saw a Jackelope.

After Wyoming I went to Phoenix for a couple days with my Life partner, James. WE had fun. I bought oysters. And oh yeah...I saw Tom Waits. I doubt many of you know who he is and I know that only one person who might read this has seen him(James). But The show was absolutely fantastic.

The songs above are "Christmas Card From A Hooker in Minneapolis", and "Picture in a Frame" I hope you enjoy the songs as much as I do. I will always be grateful to James' parents for scoring us tickets to the show, especially at face value. They were hard to get and the tour sold out in a matter of minutes.

Anyway, I'll fully update something soon. I'm working on a new piece about modern music and how a musician like Tom Waits will never break through in this day and age. When our parents were our age, people like Neil Young, Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen were the in thing. They caused movements. Sparks, So you could say, that could be felt in all directions.(thanks Doc). What does our generation have to show for it? John Mayer, Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson. Sorry, but none of those artists will ever impact the world the way that Nina Simone or Sly Stone did in the seventies during the Civil rights era. The song "Masters of War" carries a bigger legacy than Dave Matthews Band ever will have. Hands down.

That's the preview. You'll have to wait for the rest.

Mahalo,

JEfecito.com

2008-05-09T01:07:00.000-06:00

Earlier today it occurred to me that for the first time since I had only a single digit in my age, the Lakers would probably be fighting with Boston for the NBA championship. Speculation, I know; but lets be honest. Los Angeles will be able to beat any team that is in the Western conference at this point; if Boston has any problems in the East, I'd be quite surprised.

I could care less about the Lakers post Magic Johnson. But when I was much younger they were the Best! The idea of these two teams dueling it out in the Finals has me reminiscing of the old Lakers basketball days. Back when Kareem hadn't expanded his acting roles to yet include, "Full House";

Magic Johnson hadn't caught the AIDS from some nasty French hooker;

and Kurt Rambis still had on those goofy god damn glasses.

Why am I not pulling for the Jazz? I am. To put it mildly, they have less of a chance winning this series than I do becoming a Victoria's Secret model. The Jazz have been in a slump from my perspective. Boozer is really not doing anything other then getting a good foul tally, and other than Williams and Millsap the Jazz seem slightly dead. Other players have had slight glimmers but a lot of shade and darkness on the Jazz right now.

So there it is, my picks for the 2008 NBA finals. This seems kinda pointless now that I wrote it, I'm going to bed.

Oh, and the Lakers are going to be Champions at the end of all this. Place your bets now.

Mahalo,
JEFE

REALLY BIG PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!! SATURDAY MAY 10TH!

2008-04-08T09:20:00.000-06:00

Thursday, May 08, 2008

REALLY BIG PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!! SATURDAY MAY 10TH!

And you are invited!! HELL YA

What: The 8th Annual DO ME BBQ
When:SATURDAY, MAY 10th 2008
Where: my House 1264 East 500 South SLC

Seriously, three people are traveling from out of state for this party. It's going to be our best one yet!, Of course our party will include female(or male if yer gay, I dunno) frontal nudity. So COME out and have fun. If i Don't see every single one of you Mother fuckers at my house on Saturday, I'm quitting myspace.

Love,

JEFE

9:20 AM

Fuck women again

2008-04-06T01:43:00.000-06:00

April fools a few days late. This one is about Charleston Heston.

Remember when Charlie Heston told the world his hands are going to have to be dead and cold to pry a gun from it? Well, It looks like we can let the prying begin, You stupid dead old whiteman. I’m glad that all the shitty old whitemen are dying. Reagan, Ford, Hesston...Or should I say John Charles Carter. Did you know that Charleston is completely Fictitious BULLSHIT. I didn’t. And when was he planning on having an old west shootout so we could kill him and pry his gun from his hands...Oh well, who knows what was going through that semi-retarded, Semi-Mongolian idiot Brain that Alzheimer patient carried around with him.

Charlie, What the fuck were you good for? Taking up Easter weekend on TV? I’m glad you are dead, You didn’t help the world. You gave a few performances dumb old people who like Lawrence Welk enjoy.

Burn in your own hell you shitbag.

JEFECITO

Edit: April 7, 2008.

So I Forgot completely that Charlton Heston was in Wayne’s World 2. I take back all those mean things I said about him. Sorry Dude.

I still hate women.

2008-03-20T17:23:00.000-06:00

I still hate women.
Category: Pets and Animals

Embrace Misogyny.

I wish a woman would break into my house sometime, just so I could kill her without going to jail. You know She’d deserve it. Because at some point in her life, she’s put some male shit in ruins. That is what women do, ruin the life of every man they meet. It’s usually because women get preggers or will shit in your bed. But somehow, all women are life ruiners.

I’m slut free. From Here on out. I swear.

And if you are female, Don’t break into my house.

Jefecito.com

Fuck Delilah

2008-03-18T11:40:00.000-06:00

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Fuck Delilah

I really hate that song. If you like that song You are probably female, and I hate to inform you; but you have really shitty taste in music.

I never want to hear that song again.

That is all. Happy St. Patty’s Yesterday.

I can’t wait to go to California and get drunk for 3 days straight.

JEFECITO.com

P.s. someone call me. You’ll win a prize.

8019161859

This will make a few of you laugh.

2008-02-16T05:04:00.000-07:00

Saturday, February 16, 2008

I've been Listening To Dude Ranch by Blink-182. That in and of itself is breaking a few personal rules, but who cares? No one reads this anyway.

I haven't listened to any song on this album in two to three years, even "Josie," and that other popular song on here (even on radio). This album turns ten years old sometime this year, and It is still fucking good.

Go dig this out of the back of the closet(I know you hid it somewhere) and put it on. You will start remembering fun times from years back, and hopefully, have as much fun as I did.

If you don't have the album, download it, or at least these three songs: "Waggy", "I'm Sorry", and "Apple Shampoo."

You won't regret it. Or you'll hate me. SWEET :)

JEFECITO

5:04 AM -

HEATH LEDGER: Dumbass

2008-02-06T13:14:00.000-07:00

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

HEATH LEDGER: Dumbass

"Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine,"

Heath Ledger is a retard. All these people crying over him Should stop. He's Not John Lennon. He's Not Joe DiMaggio. He's definitely not Anna Nicole Smith. He's the dude who started in "10 Things I Hate About You" and is Most notable for taking it up the ass from Jake Gylenhall.

Fuck Celebrity Culture. If he had been killed by some crazy idiot, as in John Lennon's case, I wouldn't mind all this mourning. But, It's not the case. He was mixing prescription drugs like a a bartender making Long Island Ice teas. His Family's release stated, "While no medications were taken in excess, we learned today the combination of doctor-prescribed drugs proved lethal for our boy." Good job: Blame the Doctors for your Son's stupidity.

His family is obviously in denial. All those drugs were taken in Excess. HE FUCKING DIED FROM TAKING THEM ALL. Besides, who needs three separate prescriptions for Codine based pain pills? Make an example out of his dumb ass and tell kids to stay away from pills. Quit building some legacy that shouldn't exist. If you die from an overdose/bad combination of drugs, Don't skirt the issue. Sure it was accidental, But he should have never gotten all those prescriptions in the first place.

Oh well. Better to burn out than to fade away. But this isn't a movie, and we aren't candles.

JEFECITO

1:14 PM -

Why do all Women...

2008-01-26T03:53:00.000-07:00

...find Lil' Wayne attractive. Look at his face? Do you really want a dude that has the same tattoo as Charlie Manson?

Hell, Manson's is at least straight and doesn't have a pair of testicles hanging off the bottom.

Drunken Rant on All Women

2008-01-25T01:48:00.000-07:00

Friday, January 25, 2008

Drunken Rant on All Women

Sitting at my keyboard Might not be the best spot for me...I've got a glass of 90/10 Turkey on Ice. I never write while I'm drinking, I find I type to many dot dot dots and not near enough substance...Fuck the dots, here comes the regurgitation and substance(if that is possible).
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So here it is
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Wayne Newton once said, I think, "Just go for the one you might meet tomorrow."

Well, Wayne, I agree with that(mostly because I made it up, yet I believe he has said that). Women Drive me nuts, To the point I want to throw my roomate's TV through the wall. It's probably my problem with them, but JEsus. If I stood as many chicks up as ones who have bailed on plans in the past week; I could probably roll in the cloves with some goats. Drinkdrankrunk,

Going to find some beer.
jefecito.com

1:48 AM

The Sundance Shit

2008-01-20T00:06:00.000-07:00

The Sundance Shit
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

So I went up to Park City yesterday with all of my friends. It was kinda Wack.

I saw a movie about some dude who has a 9 inch cock. I only gave it one star. Other than that I just walked around town and it took an hour to find me a place to buy coffee.

I know everyone wants to impress and hopes to run into their favorite star while in PC, but there is some shit that needs to change about Sundance:

-First, Sundance is only ten days in January. Why does every single shop raise there prices during the fest? People in Utah keep your shitty business running the other 11 months when there aren't fucking swarms of Californians running around in UGG(or FUG boots) and dead animals.

Have you ever been to Harry O's in the summer? There is usually 10 old ski bums hanging out. If you were to go to Harry O's last night, you would have seen a fire marshal keeping even the VIP's from entering the venue due to overcrowding at a 50 Cent Show. Population of Utah in that concert, under 10%.

-Second. I assume that at least half of the volunteers are from Utah. Utah volunteers are giving Sundance their time after their main nine to five job, and throwing away their weekends to staff theaters and Box offices.

In past years Volunteers would receive vouchers that could be given to anyone to be used as a movie entrance pass. This was viewed as a really good benefit especially because you didn't get shit for payment and it meant on your off nights for could go see movies with friends or take a date to a screening. This is NO longer the case. Vouchers are now only good for the Volunteers and volunteers only. SUPER! I can go sit in a movie by myself.

-Third and Finally, Sundance is not about movies at all. Not one bit.

Sundance is a big joke. Anytime you have Paris and Perez Hilton Showing up for week long events, your shit is outdated and way to big for it's own good.

The way Sundance has exploded in the past 5 years, I will guarantee that within the next couple it won't be long before some catastrophe occurs. Whether a bus full of people gets turned on it's side due to some entitled Californian driver, spilling brains on white snow; or some maniacal idiot shoots up a party he can't get into. Shit will go down, and people are going to be Ultra pissed when they realize that this has been spiraling out of control for some time.

JEFECITO.COM

12:06 AM -

The Rising Cost of beer

2008-01-11T14:37:00.000-07:00

Friday, January 11, 2008

The Rising Cost of beer
Category: News and Politics

You might not have noticed yet, But the average price of beer will to be raising within the next few months. From reports I have read at MIT, the cost will be a steady increase, so beer will only be getting more expensive throughout all of this year. Why is the cost of beer rising? Blame George W. Bush. The same man responsible for Hurricane Katrina and the JFK's assassination is the man behind the curtain in this case, also.

I broke it down for you:

Due to ethanol subsidization, growers are now switching from from growing hops, to growing goddamn corn. The Bush Administrations tax breaks to Corn growers and ethanol producers means extra money for the farmers land. This is already a dismal time for grain commodity sale and production, so it's not hard to see why a farmer would switch to growing corn. Less work, less taxes, and you think you are helping the planet.

So in all actuality, prices on anything requiring the production of grain will be rising in the coming months. Milk, bread, meat, cotton based clothing: all of this will now be seeing a steady increase over the next few years. The reason beer will show a more drastic increase is also due to a poor production of another beer ingredient, Malt.

Malt production was been effected by a terrible growing season. Too much rain in European malt fields destroyed a high amount of the grown product. On the other side of the world, Australia, malt production was disturbed by a major drought. Hmmm...too Much water one place, not enought another, Sound like an Al Gore movie i've heard about.

On top of all this, Budweiser -The great American beer maker, have bought up major hops growing areas in the Cascades(a large growing area for hops). This means a lot of breweries are going to be forced into buying hops from a Budweiser Subsidiary. There is nothing like lining your pockets with other peoples hard work(and much better beer).

Already some types of hops have quadrupled in price since last March. Malt has at least doubled in nine months. All of these prices keep going up, daily. It will not be long before we start paying more in bars for a brew, and ten bucks for a six pack of Pabst. I've heard, possibly as soon as the next couple weeks, or as early as Monday.

My advice, Stock up on beer. It might someday be as ridiculously priced as Cristal. Especially if no one really cares or does anything about these increases.

Currently listening :
When the Sun’s Gone Down
By Langhorne Slim
Release date: 19 April, 2005

2:37 PM

To Kanye West

2008-01-09T08:44:00.000-07:00

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

To Kanye West

http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/

Dear Kanye West,

You really suck at blogging. There are some pretty shitty blogs out there, mine included. But really, Yours sucks balls. All you ever do is post pictures of shit a person like me can never afford. Your blog reminds me of a stupid little kid that circles every picture in the Sears catalog when he makes his Christmas wish list. You have horrible taste too, no one will ever buy a North Face Backpack that is made from Crocodile skin. And all of those robots, What the fuck is going on in your head? Michael Jackson owns a bunch a robots. You might as well be bleaching your skin if you are a fan of robots.

Kanye, What do you do now? Other than Rip-off Rza high speed Vocals, and Dr. Dre's drum samples? oh yeah, you make songs with Maroon 5 and are getting married. Snore...I'll pass.

Come out with something we haven't heard. And quit updating your blog every time you walk ten feet. It's quite old.

JEFECITO

2oo8. Bring this shit on.

2007-12-31T13:04:00.000-07:00

Monday, December 31, 2007

2oo8. Bring this shit on.

So, Here we go. This isn't going to be some pussy resolution rant. This is the outline for a new Year, one in which I'm going to rock the pants off(figuratively and metaphorically).

--Things I dont' want to see in 2008

-Skateboarding dog

--Things I want to see in 2008

-Dragon Force
-The Dodgers play Boston in the World Series (with the NL pulling out on top)

That's it.

If you are bored in 2008, Call me. I want to travel around, and don't want my friends to be lonely.

The party is just starting, let's see where I can take this. 2008, best year to come.

Go see Juno, if you are female.

JEFE
laisthecountythatwearefrom

1:04 PM -

Huckabee on Mormons

2007-12-12T15:37:00.000-07:00

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

In a recent New York Times article, Mike Huckabee, also know as "the Hukster,"(to me at least) was quoted asking the reporter, Zev Chafets about the religion. His question, "Don't Mormons believe that Jesus and the devil are brothers?", has for some reason caused an uproar amongst Mormons. I believe that any time Mormonism is brought up in conversation on a national spotlight, they believe they think they are persecuted. This is farthest from the truth. The only time a Mormon won't be defensive about the religion being in the spotlight is when Larry King interviews The president of the Church, A.K.A. The only true Prophet, Groden B. Hinkley(yes, I know I misspelled his name, but I like it better that way).

Why is this, I can't figure it out? If one was to sit down and look at the churches true beliefs, Mike Huckabee absolutely correct. I grew up Mormon. I know more about Mormonism then Fucking Mitt Romney probably does. The LDS faith doctrine Says that we are all sons and daughters of a supreme godhead. So to be 100% truthful, in the eyes of Mormons, Mike Huckabee is the literal spiritual brother to both Jesus and Satan, and Marilyn Manson, and yes, even good ol' Mitt.

Why are Mormons shitting themselves over this one? This is what you fucking believe. You teach this to children at a very young age every Sunday in your wardhouses. Why do you care if a presidential candidate is talking about it? For all you know it was one of the ten million stupid brat mormons who told Huckabee about your crazy idea of spiritual brother and sisterhood.

Yeah, I agree that Al Sharpton was a fucking retard when he went on about Mormons in a debate with Christopher Hitchens. Then he pulled a slimeball move and tried to blame Hitchens for being the Ignorant asshat. He didn't have his facts straight and was making false claims about their religion. I can completely understand people being pissed at him. But, This is ridiculous.

If you read this and are Mormon, Do me a favor, Bare your testimony at you next Sacrament meeting and tell the rest of these uptight Mormon assholes to cut this shit out. Mormons are not being persecuted any way differently then any other religion. Mormons believe that the true church is the one who is persecuted, So anytime they can try to wave the "we're being persecuted" flag, they will. It's a self fulfilling prophesy which Joseph Smith probably stole from the Jews. It's complete bullshit. Look at it like this, If I said that I would give you Ten Million dollars on the occurrence that I am hit by a car. Wouldn't you push me in front of a car to collect my payment?

Yes, I am supporting a former Baptist minister who is running for the Republican party ticket. Am I going to vote for him if he is chose to represent the party? Doubtful. I would prefer him before any other candidates the Republicans have to offer. But I do support him in this case of blatant ignorance Mormons perpetrate. And on the Plus side for him, any news is good news. This is a Presidential election, and any way to have your name being heard is good. It worked for me, didn't it?

Jefecito.com

Currently listening :
Aria: A Passion for Opera
By Tito Gobbi
Release date: 15 February, 1994

3:37 PM -

Stupidest Child in America! VOTE TODAY!

2007-11-30T11:56:00.000-07:00

Friday, November 30, 2007

Current mood: busy

It has taken me a while, But i found a group of the stupidest kids in America. Hell, One is even a Spelling be Champ, Check them out and let me know your favorite in a blog reply. The winner WILL receive a plaque to hang on their wall. SO VOTE!!

There are no rules, Make all the people in your office vote if you can!

JEFECITO.com

These twins are the the fucking stupid:

This kid might be the National Spelling be Champ, But he has shit for brains and is home schooled:

This kid went to my high school. His name was Austin and he sold penny candies at lunch:

These guys think they are Johnny Knoxville. I hope they broke their tailbones:

I'm pretty sure this is fake, But this one is included because this kid is a DFW(Dumb Fucking Wigger, for those of you who aren't Chode). I want to kick this kid in the balls:

This kid misses Dimebag:

Pokemon Master retard:

VIN SCULLY birthday party!

2007-11-29T16:04:00.000-07:00

Thursday, November 29, 2007

VIN SCULLY birthday party!

If you don't know Who Vin Scully is, Here's his Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Scully

-He's had a tremendous career calling Dodgers(Brooklyn and LA) games since 1950. I'll bet before I was born I knew his voice. He turned 80 today and should be appreciated as a national treasure. Most 80 Year olds I know of go to bed by Seven.

Happy Birthday Vin Scully, You've said, "and the Dodgers," more than any other human being ever will. It's definitely he most said line in your career. Anytime I listen to you broadcast games, I can count on hearing that line at least 5-6 times. You are the best announcer ever, and you truly are the most memorable "Dodger" to me. See ya next season,

JEFE

Friends From Amsterdam(and all other parts of the world)

2007-11-06T09:35:00.000-07:00

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Category: Life

Amsterdam Folks... My Good friend Mike recently visited Amsterdam and handed out four U.S. $1 bills with all sorts of Craziness written all over them. Amongst this Craziness on said bills was my web addy. This is probably the reason you are here in the first place, right? I mean, my blogs have never had this many hits in a week, so it has to be you Euro's.

Oh that reminds me, I found a five Cent Euro today in my Pennies That is the first one that hasn't been given to me.. God, all this talk about money is making me forget the real reason for my post: Contest!. YAY!

The first four Euro's that email me their Physical Mailing Address will receive an awesome gift from the USA. Maybe I'll send you a prarie Dog, You'll never know unless you dive in and take my offer. But honestly I want this to be fun, and I won't send you a bomb, So email me unless you are scared of a stupid fat American.

Jefreb@gmail.com
jefe@jefecito.com

Either one works. They both go to the same place.

AS for All you Americans, Fuck off you are DQ. Go buy a McGriddle and stuff your fat fucking face!

Why I will NEVER vote For Barack Obama

2007-10-15T18:51:00.000-06:00

Monday, October 15, 2007

Why I will NEVER vote For Barack Obama
Current mood: thirsty
Category: News and Politics

My open letter to Barack Obama. I'm going to send it to his Shitty Myspace account. So here you go:

Mr. Obama,

Fuck you! You will never get my vote and to be honest, I doubt any Democrat will at this point. See, A while Back I added you as a myspace friend, Mostly because It was supposed to be Funny and entertaining. However, it has been more unfunny than any joke I've ever tried using. It hasn't even been informative, Which I will assume is your goal of having a myspace page to begin with; Inform a younger generation on there terms, rather than the standard "go vote" pitch. It's was a great Idea...But you fucked up, and it's as bad as getting your dick stuck in a car door.

Every time I check my myspace page, Without fail, I have a new dumbass Bulletin from you. Someone from your office posts EVERY FUCKING DAY. Sometimes they send three or four in a day, and there is ZERO substance to any of these posts. The straw that broke the camel's back was receiving this latest bulletin that was headlined: "ArIZonA CoME sEe BaRAcK FOr FrEE!!! AZ OfFiCiAl PrOFIle!!"

Ever heard of Punctuation or typing like a regular human being? Not everyone on myspace is a moron that types in half-caps. Do you see everyone in the younger generation as a complete idiot? I feel like you are treating me like a baby, and talking to me on the same level as one. I'm an adult, I don't need to be talked to as if I am a 13 year old girl. I'm not one of the idiots you apparently think I am.

I would expect a message like from a Junior High school student running for president of the Student body. Never in a million years would I expect someone in a serious US Presidential race to throw out such an unintelligent Subject line. That was completely retarded on your staffs part and I hope that you now lose.

These bulletins are unnecessary and needs to stop. Rather than post what state you are visiting for the day or how to change your Widget color(I got a bulletin about this, also) start posting some serious substance every once in a while people our age will care about. Talk to us like an adult, you will get an intelligent response. Talk to me like I'm a stupid idiot, you get what you have here, a nasty disdainful letter and one less vote for your tally.

When a politician realizes the correct way to reach the 18-24 year audience on issues that matter to them, I guarantee you will see much higher vote totals from this audience. Cut your bullshit and focus on what matters to your massive field of untapped constituents.

Sincerely,

Jeffrey Bailey

Currently listening :
Rock ’n’ Roll
By John Lennon
Release date: 02 November, 2004

6:51 PM -

HAppy October- Only two months left til 2008.

2007-10-01T06:21:00.000-06:00

Monday, October 01, 2007

Current mood: contemplative

I find myself again sitting in front of a Computer screen throwing random thoughts in the air, trying to remember the best ones to write down before they disappear completely. Already I am racing to keep the stale ideas fresh in my head and my new phrases at bay, until I can properly tune them to the direction I want to go.

I find the best Ideas and writing I have done usually occurs during the very Early AM newscast on ABC. Those anchors always have such happy faces sitting in their New York studio whittling away at the daily news stories, random quirks of science, stupid inside jokes, and early stock reports. The Commercial set runs through more frequently during these news broadcasts than the standard Evening news broadcast. I wonder, Why is that? I'm positive no one watches this but me. I seriously think I am the only person in the country watching these broadcasts sometimes.

I've always imagined that any other public watching these broadcasts will briefly watch the AM news; mostly to catch up on any news they slept through the previous night, and hurriedly roll on their way to sit in traffic. Why all the commercial breaks? It beats the fuck out of me; maybe it has to do with my theory that national TV ad rates are much cheaper at this time than any other news broadcast.

Oh well, the news has let me down again. I'll leave it on for back ground noise, boring noise I won't pay attention to while I put down the actual thoughts on my mind: Only two months left in 2007.

Jesus Titty fucking Christ, Where did the rest of this year go? I swear it was only a couple of weeks ago that I was kicking people out of my New Years Eve party; or on St. Patrick's day dancing a jig on my coffee table, while simultaneously lighting a bottle rocket, only to end the dance by throwing up on myself; watched a great friend marry; celebrating my 25 birthday; Watching the sun come up with a friend, just because we wanted to. I can list for hours the things that feel like happened yesterday, some I only vaguely remember, they all seem so current and valid.

Yet, on a different hand, It feels like a different life ago that I fell out of love for my first time; Had to have my first car ever towed on to the grave yard; battled unemployment; my new car breaking down; losing a fingernail; etc...All things which at the time were noteworthy in the span of 2007, however these all seem like they happened ages ago. Some even seem like I could have watched happen on a movie, wishing that it wasn't happening to me.

I don't trust time. I don't feel that whatever universal force that comprises time is at all fair and balanced, the same way Fox news isn't. And, I feel that maybe My brain files the information differently depending on the event that happens. Either way, It's annoying.

I've never in my life had a year pass so quickly before my eyes, maybe as you grow older each year goes faster. I hope not, but on the same note, I still have two months left to enjoy, and I am looking forward to many things in these coming months. I have many very good things panning out in my life, and Know that this coming 2008 will be probably the greatest of my life. I'm excited where my life is headed and hope to take you all along.

Currently listening :
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
By The Flaming Lips
Release date: 16 July, 2002

6:21 AM

OJ FOUND DEAD IN HOTEL ROOM

2007-09-26T22:02:00.000-06:00

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

OJ FOUND DEAD IN HOTEL ROOM

I wish it was true, but it's not.
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Michael Vick Got busted for Pot. Next time I see someone in a Michael Vick jersey, I'm going to ask them if they are functionally retarded. SERIOUSLY, NO ONE should be wearing these except for homeless people and those who still believe OJ didn't kill Those two people in California; or steal a pair of Joe Montanna's shoes.
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I'm going edge for the next 30 days, starting yesterday. I'm gonna fuck up a pit. It's just water for me, and probably just that. I fucking hate milk.
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I want one of these watches. Buy Me one unless you're broke.
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Phil Spector's murder trial was declared a mistrial today in Los Angeles. How is this shit possible? He obviously has wanted to kill someone for a long time. He has pulled a gun on John Lennon and Leonard Cohen. What's more proof than he, at one time, wanted to kill two of my favorite musicians. He's a total bunghole, But he's still better than OJ.

(Update: Phil Spector Actually Fired a gun during a John Lennon recording session. He also forced Dee Dee Ramone, at gun point, To play bass to his specifications. He thought Dee Dee was holding it wrong. Anyway, The fucker deserves to be behind bars. He's a goddamn fuckup.)
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Katie Holmes shops at Target

10:02 PM -

Every man’s a Faggot and all Women are sluts

2007-09-26T01:18:00.000-06:00

Every man’s a Faggot and all Women are sluts

When I originally posted this, all I wanted to do is outline my thoughts on roles in a relationship. This however pissed off a few People(four separate women I have dated, no dudes). I should have originally stood my ground and left it up, but I caved to not wanting any feelings hurt. I changed my mind today when I talked with a friend, and without reading it, wanted to see it re-posted(thanks J). I re-read the piece and now, I stand by my comments.

Everything I wrote in the piece is solely true experiences. It has been generalized, yet the base experience remains true. If there is no honesty in what you write, you aren't telling from your experiences. No one wants me to write a book about climbing Mt. Everest, because I have never climbed it to share the actual experiences.

Here you go.

*****

I guess I should properly address the title of this blog. It is taken from the lyrics of "Round and Round", by Atmosphere. I've always thought the lyric was a reference to the way men and women treat each other like shit bags. If I was to properly define it to my life, I would have to say: A women might not be a slut for you, but there is probably another male out there in the world that they will be a complete whore for. She doesn't necessarily have to be A slut in a sexual way, either. I've always thought that Women will act one way, then do something completely out of their nature in a different setting. If She can learn something negative about you, Rather than talk about the situation, She will wait a couple months to use it against you in a fight. I've been on both sides of the coin; I've been the one who makes a lady be a slut, and had some who became a slut for someone else.

On the Other hand, Guys will say anything and everything to fuck a women, or fuck them over. Guys can be complete asshats for no reason. Males usually inflict pain to someone else because they themselves have been hurt. My definition of "faggot," in this context is not used as an insult for Gay man, but more as a generalized insult for most males, period. In all actuality, I know very few males who I wouldn't label Faggot, and most of them are gay. However, I also think all males could view themselves as a faggot if they could fully grasp the way I define it in this instance. Faggot.

I can honestly tell you that I've been a Faggot to some women, and it's because they were a slut to me. I was treated bad, and they received shitty treatment in return. This Is not the right thing to do, but I can't change the past at this point. Sure, I have forgiven every women who has wronged me up to this point in my life, but certain things are hard to let go.

I've forgiven them, because I know I've also been the faggot causing problems for them for no reason.

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Ta-da. Does anyone care about this anymore... What are your thoughts?

Currently listening :
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
By The Beatles
Release date: 15 July, 2002

EDIT

2007-09-24T13:24:00.000-06:00

Monday, September 24, 2007

EDIT
Current mood: cold
Category: Life

Well, I still have been having my sleeping problems. AS of late, it has been worse than ever. The average time I've been actually falling asleep has been close to six or seven in the morning for the past two weeks. It doesn't matter how little sleep i received the night before, I just cannot fall asleep before 5:00am. I'm really working on waking up early and not being a lazy Shitbag. Eh, Fuck it, I'll go see a doctor when I get insurance.

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I've been listening to a lot of POWER METAL the past few days, it rocks so awesome. If you like POWER METAL, check out Edguy and Dragonforce. This shit makes me want to go out and save a princess in a castle and stab evil knights with a broadsword. Sure, Most of these types of bands rip-off The Lord of the Rings Trilogy to write their lyrics, but that's cool.

Also On the new music update, Things that have been Making me (literally) shit my pants lately:

Sunn((() - Ex-Straight Edge Dudes That tune their guitars down to Z. If you ever need to clear a party out of your house at 4:00am, put this band on; People will be running for the doors. The bass is so heavy on this it has made people shit their pants. Awesome, huh?

Into the Wild,
by: Eddie Vedder - This is a new solo Album by the front man of P-jam. It rocks in a banjo - Nylon string acoustic guitar type of way. In my opinion, it is better than most Pearl Jam. But, I have always like the more obscure acoustic songs from that band. Eddie's voice makes it clear that he has been missing Elliot Smith for awhile. Worth picking up just for the story it projects throughout the different instruments and lyrics.

The Weatherman
by: Evidence - The first Solo LP from 1/3 of Dilated Peoples. This is a million times better than the new Kanye or 50 Cent. Fantastic production, and the best guest list a hip-hop album has seen in a LONG time. This was mostly produced by The Alchemist(Eminem, Nas, Snoop) and himself, respectively. The beats are tight, the lyrics are ones which make you rewind to listen to them again. This album will make you happy when you listen.

Discography
by: Nas - I never really cared for Nas and his more corporate hip-hop. Turns out I was wrong about another great artist. You can grab any album he has put out in the past 10 (Ten) years, and expect to hear some great tracks. Check out Stillmatic if you ever need a great hip-hop classic.

David Vandervelde - This guy has released a couple EP's lately, and really dig him. HE seems to be a cross between David Bowie and maybe Evan Dando?? I dunno. Someone told me to play this with a chick over, panties would drop. Still haven't had the chance to try it out, but I'm working on that.

Heart of Saturday Night
by: Tom Waits

This is an album I've never listened to by Tom Waits until two weeks ago. I'm pretty sure the album was played completely with a stand-up bass and is from a period before Tom's voice was "like it was soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in the smokehouse for a few months and then taken outside and run over with a car." More soothing and less piano than a standard fare Tom Waits album. Check out the Tom Waits video in my music list on my main page for a live version of the title track.

Currently listening :
Sonic Firestorm
By Dragonforce
Release date: 11 May, 2004

1:24 PM

Another Night

2007-09-15T10:11:00.000-06:00

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Another Night
Current mood: calm
Category: Religion and Philosophy

I stayed up all last night again. I still have not slept as I type this. YAWN.

It was worth it though. Every so-often I dig deep into my pit and see what makes me operate and tick. I realized some things I hadn't seen about and how it applied to my life now. It is always a fun journey to look at yourself the same way a ghost may stare down at it's deceased corpse. I believe it is truly then, it is seeing itself for the flaws that it has, where it could have done to fix the flaw, and where it comes to peace with things it cannot change about itself at this point in the game.

My experience could also be compared to that of Scrooge. He stayed up all night on Christmas eve with a fat guy, a hot chick and a skeleton. When morning came he was a changed man. I, you could say, embarked on a Scrooge type of journey. I didn't get to travel through time; although time stood still for me last night. I realized there is only so much you actually have.

Within the span of one breath, I breathed life into myself, and yet accepted that I could also die within that same breath. A realization of this magnitude, brings you to hyperventilation...and tears. You will be flooded with memories, on a colossal magnitude. It is a renaissance for your sole, It is trippy And I can only hope that that everyone can find themself some day the same way.
Love,

JEff

P.s. Sorry about any disjointedness. I'm a little bit tired. And Blown.
p.p.s I still hate god. Don't worry.

Currently listening :
Reconstruction Site
By The Weakerthans
Release date: 26 August, 2003

Updated 9/14

2007-09-14T05:08:00.000-06:00

Friday, September 14, 2007

Updated 9/14
Current mood: tired

I updated myspace. I took down those stupid pictures of me looking like a hippie, and put a really cool Tom Waits video on. So check that out if you're bored. Oh yeah, I straightened some borders out and changed my picture to ME and JC. He's dead though, in the picture. However, I once met a Jesus impersonator and he wouldn't kiss me, I found that bizaar.

*****

Oh yeah, I checked my counter on my website, clocked in at 278 total visits. Good Job, jeff. You can check your shitty Myspace page well.

I'm going to bed. See ya at ten(10).
Jefe@
jefecito.com

Currently listening :
The Weatherman LP
By Evidence
Release date: 20 March, 2007

5:08 AM -

weekend update on Wednesday

2007-06-27T16:02:00.000-06:00

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

weekend update on Wednesday

I've wanted to update the past little bit, but I always put it off. So here it is.

My face is all better. I don't look like a shitbag, Actually, there were no repercussions or side effects. I'm A OK!! Fuck yeah.

I need to apologize to Crystal again for Pushing her into the pillar while riding her bike. NOT COOL OF ME! At least you are not deaf or dead or whatever.
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I bought The domain, jefecito.com. But, because i'm Fucking retarded I can't update the site at all, put up a picture of myself, or even set up my email account. More on this in a minute....

I've been busy with all sorts of different stuff. None of them productive. I did beat a Nintendo game last night. I felt like a god of the universe when I finished, cause it is hard as hell and I did so well. Does anyone else think that those games were much better as kids? I thought some of the stupidest games were so great. Seriously, Go back and play Excite Bike. It ain't so great anymore. In fact, it's somewhat boring...

Back to the site idea. I am putting this together so that I have a kickass site that I can put cool shit on. So if you have any cool shit you want displayed, email me at jefreb@gmail.com

Its going to be a fun submission site where anything and everything is going to be posted. That is if I can get my site to even work.

Fuck, I need to piss and don't want to leave my computer out at Coffee Break. GOTTA Go

JEfre

All about my face.

2007-05-10T17:03:00.000-06:00

Thursday, May 10, 2007

All about my face.
Current mood: weird

This is a good one:

I Went to the Emergency room today. I decided it was necessary since for the past two days, the left side of my face hasn't really worked. MY eyelid won't shut all the way and my mouth only has control on the right side. The left side of my face just sags. The easiest way I can describe it is if you had been to the dentist, and the numbed half of your face. At first I thought I might have had a stroke, Then I thought I had hurt my Jaw and damaged a nerve. After talking to a health professional on the phone today, I was told to Immediatly go to an ER to get it checked out. Do not pass go, do not collect $300, Go to The hospital. He made this shit sound serious. Turns out, It's only a little serious.

I have been Diagnosed with Bell's palsy. That might worry some of you, But fear not. I'm going to be fine, I'll just look like a stroke victim for a while. MY Doctor told me that Most people have the effects at some point in there life. It may re-occur, it may not. They can't predict when it happens, and there is no certain cause for why my body did this. MY nerves in the left side of my face just stopped working. The usual recovery time is three weeks to a Year, So I may have this facial retardation for some time. Anyway, It's laughable to me now, And I am learning how to adapt to the injury. It's funny, but even drinking a Bottle of Coke is a Chore. I drool a lot out of the corner of my mouth, and sometimes out of nowhere a tear falls out of my eye. It's great.

Anyway, I'm bored, so here is my list of things that my face cannot do anymore:

Whistle
smoke a pipe
Eat pizza
Close my eyelid fully
squirt water out of my mouth
kiss very good
puff up my cheeks
squint
use a straw
spit
blow raspberries

There you have it, I'm now a cripple, and have a cool hospital bracelet! If you feel bad for me, Make me some cookies or buy me dinner. I'm thinking about getting a service animal, mostly because I can. That will be cool.

Love JEff

Currently listening :
Songs For Silverman
By Ben Folds
Release date: 26 April, 2005

MYspace and politics

2007-04-05T17:42:00.000-06:00

Thursday, April 05, 2007

So, I just figured something out that is quite an annoyance. Myspace will not allow you to embed any pictures or Items which originate from a website run by one of the leading candidates for our next Presidential race.

First off, Myspace is taking away the entire purpose of calling this shithole, MYSPACE. If I want to put up Vote Hillary or Giulianni Banners, I should have every right to do so. Especially, when the Host for those Items originates from a different server and uses NONE of Myspace's Bandwidth.

The Idea that Myspace should remain Neutral for the political is a fucking Joke. I'd guess 85% of Myspace users are in the Most likely not to vote Category. So why suppress our voices? I always hear stupid old men and Politicians Chiding, "The young doesn't vote." Well. When I can't even represent one side of the Fence on Myspace, It seems to me they don't care if I show up to the polls. Good Job Rupert, You are truly Fair and balanced. And Fuck you Tom.

Fuck Myspace...

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

2007-02-20T01:15:00.000-07:00

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Current mood: high
Category: Friends

Thompson,

So, You have been gone for a while now. Two years ago today to be exact... I wonder what you would focus on in the world right now? What would you be writing about if you hadn't decided to end your life so quickly?

I imagine you'd have written about Indianapolis winning the Super Bowl, something you predicted would have never happened. Would you have apologized or written it off as a fluke? Whatever, it would have been great, I'm sure. I bet on that game, first time ever for an NFL game. I took the bet you would have made, I stuck with the Bears to pull it out. It didn't happen. Oh well, $10 really isn't much, especially with a good friend. It was a good game, at least that is what I heard. Didn't even watch it myself. Didn't seem like any fun.

On Sept. 11, 2001, you wrote about the US response to the attack. I find it uncanny that you called every move the government would take to respond to the attack. You called it better than any other media member, everything was correct. I guess when you have as much experience as you did with the US Government, you start to learn the pattern of the system. I'm sure some people might see that as being a traitor to the system, I don't. I only wish there was such a voice to listen to now, it is greatly needed.

I'm not sure why I decided to write you a letter. Hell, you died two years ago. Why did I wait until now... Well, about four (4) years ago I wrote you a letter, but I never sent it. Maybe it was because I couldn't find your address, maybe I just was lazy. I can't remember, and that isn't important. I miss ya, you really were a special gift to the earth. And I never even met you.

I rarely go more than a day without reading something you have written. Whether it is one of your funny letters to a credit card company, or bitching about Nixon or Bush, "you're always on my mind." I enjoy that, I see it as being a constant reminder to keep an eye out for whatever the American dream is, and to always question the powers that be. It keeps me on my toes.

Well, Scurvy rat bastard. You should have waited around to have a shot of Turkey with me, but I understand the need for you to check out. It's probably better we never met, you wouldn't have liked me very much. I can't be mad about that. Then again, maybe we would have gotten along, my birthday is a day ahead of you in July and we both love whiskey. We'd have probably been cool together. But who cares, eh? Hope everything has been well since you made your exit.

I bought the ticket, and am riding.
Mahalo,

Jeffrey Bailey
February 20, 2007

Currently listening :
I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
By Bright Eyes
Release date: 25 January, 2005

American Idol and the State of the Union

2007-01-23T21:34:00.000-07:00

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

I just watched American Idol. Yikes!

I really think that I'm not going to watch AI anymore based on the show I saw tonight. The retarded people that go sing weren't that funny, and that is why I watch the early season episodes.

The main problem that I find with the show right now is the section of society that auditions for a part, is what I hate about the world. Seriously, they are a bunch of idiot wannabes who just want to get jiggy with anything that might move, or who just want to see their face on TV. I'd bet that 99% know that they DON'T have what it takes, They just want to act like Paris Hilton 2. What makes my blood boil the most is when these retards that get told 'No' So they ask if they can sing a different song. They fucking said NO, take the hint. They really never want to hear you sing again. I really don't understand the logic behind these people on the show... Oh well.

*****

Oh yeah, I watched the SOTU address. If that didn't scream yawn, you are a fucking moron(Mormon, whichever applies) Republican. No one should have to hear GWB jabber on about environment or gas, trying to look progressive. The more liberal side of the nation has pushed for these changes for the past eight (8) years, you just didn't bother to listen. At least he didn't start barking about hydrogen cars or stupid bullshit technology that will never be affordable to general population. Honestly, I fell asleep in the first five(5) minutes, that was how interested I was at watching the Pres chat with our country.

I'll bet Cindy Shehan has some big press release tomorrow about how George W. needs to talk to her and that he is responsible for her son's death and whatever else she says every time she opens her trap. Is she going to stop being such a weirdo? I understand she has had a tough time and misses her son. But, when a person signs up for the military doesn't that mean you are pretty much making yourself a target if there is a war? He knew what he was getting into. I question her mental stability, she needs to realize that going and throwing tantrums all over the country will never bring her closure. I'm not sure why I just wrote this last paragraph, but it has been on my mind...

*****

Back to the real story, TV. Did anyone see the Democrat response? That dude was doing his best to not start laughing half way through. I'll bet he farted or something cool like that.

Anyway, I hate TV. Now, I have to go watch The Simpsons.

Peace out honkies, I love you all.
JEff

random thoughts about life. yay

2007-01-22T06:11:00.000-07:00

Monday, January 22, 2007

random thoughts about life. yay
Current mood: tired
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

I can't sleep. And to be completely honest, I'm not sure anyone would want to sleep would after the morning I already have had.

Around 5:15 AM the doorbell rang- If this has never happened before at your house while you are sleeping, feel lucky. There is no good news to receive at this hour on a Monday morning, which just added to the anticipation of impending disaster.

When a doorbell wakes you up at an odd hour, your brain can only jump to the conclusion that something bad is either about to happen, or already has occurred. In my case this morning, the bad had already taken place. I opened the door to see a visibly distraught acquaintance of mine Who explained that one of our mutual friend's was found by he, unconscious at his home and had more than likely overdosed on some godforsaken drug. Great... The reason the acquaintance had come by our house was due to the fact that he was not familiar with the area, and could not find the hospital which my friend had been taken to. I'm glad that people know they can come to me for help, even if it is 5:00 AM and they have only met me once previously.

Not a way I ever want to be woken up again. Unfortunately, we live in a weird world and I know early morning doorbells are probably not far off in the future. Fuck.

I've tried going back to sleep but have had no luck. I just tossed and turned, unable to find a comfortable position. I have way to many thoughts keep rushing through my head. Ye gods, i have a lot on my mind right now, most of it is completely unrelated to the morning I have already had. I find myself in many un-enviable positions, currently.

So, here I am sitting in my bed just before dawn, putting these thoughts down for no one to read. Fuck it, hopefully writing makes me feel better or fall back asleep. I'd be happy for one or the other at this point. If I am asleep, I can at least break from my problems and have some crazy dream. Unfortunatley, I don't see that happening. I know myself all to well, which means I will sit on this bed until around 8:00 and "Wake-up" to drink Coffee with James, Jay and Marshall.

While I sit here waiting for the sun to rise, I just realized my room is freezing cold. It feels like 10 degrees in here and i can see my breath... Fuck it, That is what I say. No reason not to. When everything else in life is unreliable or undecided, count on things you know are constant, like January being freezing cold here in Utah.
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So, I am pretty sure I have decided to quit drinking. I have a million different reasons I feel I am taking this step, Some reasons are more serious than others. But honestly, one of the bigger reasons being that I am returning to school full time, and I want to actually be a student, rather than a campus menace. In previous attempts at going to college, I hardly made it to class, never studied, and never had focus for what I was attempting- So, I'm trying to make things work this time through. I probably won't go completely sober because I love Sierra Nevada, but rather moderate the amount quite substantially.

Another reason is due to a hard fact I haven't wanted to face. But, I become a fucking asshole when I drink large amounts. Due to this, I have hurt my best friends feelings for no reason, I have hurt myself both physically(I tend to punch car windows in hopes of breaking them) and mentally, And just act like a moron no one wants to be around. So, rather than keep this pattern of behavior up, I think I will just stop for the time being.
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Fuck. It is now 8:00. Another weekend down, and boy, was a good one. I got to party at Sundance; I got to hang out with Jay, who drives in from Wyoming to attend the Festival; I had some very meaningful conversations with my mom and a good friend who has been MIA from my life for the past little bit. All in all, A wonderful weekend. Kind of makes me wish I could do it all over again. But if I could go back in time, I would definitely do more important things than party with Diddy and Timberlake (whoops, I mean Keith and Hillary) . What that is, I'm not sure, but I have a pretty good idea of what that would be...

Anyway, If you made it this far, thanks. You are probably one of my best friends, so thanks for listening to my thoughts on this morning.

Mahalo,
JEff

Currently listening :
The Sophtware Slump
By Grandaddy
Release date: 06 June, 2000

OJ Simpson

2006-11-18T11:52:00.000-07:00

Saturday, November 18, 2006

OJ... What really can we say about him at this point? I say we should start a group of people who all hate OJ enough to donate money to have him killed. When we get enough money, we will bribe Mr.T to kill him for us. Mr. T is probably more hard up than OJ. Maybe cost us $5000. Mr. T used to be a body guard, you never know?
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In all seriousness:
I cannot believe OJ Simpson wrote a book about how he "hypothetically" would have killed Nicole Brown Simpson and her gay pal Ronald Goldman. OJ is such a douche. How he would ever imagined this being a good idea beats my ass with a paddle. His kids deserve to tear him limb from limb. Courtney Love now seems to be a model citizen... At least she never sold a book about killing Kurt Cobain. People have done some fucked up things to make a buck; myself included. But isn't this the most reprehensible way to cash in, ever?
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Remember all those morons who beleived OJ was innocent? All the theories being made up to why it couldn't have been him? What will they say now? Where are all those fucking retards? What can they say about his character now? Remember when OJ said, "I will spend the rest of my life looking for their killers." Then spent 10 years perfecting his golf swing in Florida? I remember. I'll bet he was counting on everyone frogetting about that. You should be in prison- not writing a book and reaping rewards. If I ever run into OJ, I am going to cut my throat, just so I can spit blood in his face.

Fuck OJ- i'm kicking him of my friends list.

11:52 AM

The things that are wrong with myspace.

2006-10-31T18:08:00.000-07:00

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

So, If you wanted to know what is wrong with myspace, you came to the right place. Here it is, a definative list that is sure to grow as stupider shit is introduced on this shitbag.

1. Fucking Tom

So Tom, we know you are the creator of the most aweful thing on the internerd nowadays, but no one seems to know that you really sold myspace.com. For $560 million. You sold this to Fucking Fox, The same company that owns The most fair and balanced news broadcasting channel. Bang Up job. I hope you have to have a bodyguard now.

Fuck off, you really need to stop pretending how cool this website is. I hate your picture too.

2. Every Fucking Pornstar/ICP affiliate trying to add me as their friend

Sorry bitch/band/mc/fuck. I don't want to listen/watch/do whatever you want me to do. Go fucking read a book, play a concert but please stop annoying EVERYONE. I don't care if I like really good music and you know I will dig your rhymes, You are bugging the holy piss out of me. And by holy piss, i mean that I drink holy water. Which brings me to...

3. Religeous Zealots

Fuck off. I have gotten more invitations to Church, been barraged with death threats, and had to hear more complaints about the cleavage shots in advertisments then I ever wanted to hear. No one gives a Fuck that you don't want to see half naked bitches. Make a Mormon Myspace if shit is to "filthy" for you here. I am sick of getting the messages about emailing Tom and complaining about seeing a bitch in a bathing suit. If you still think Tom has any pull with this site, please re-read number 1(one). And while I am ranting, GOD IS GAY. It has been Scientifically proven, so don't bitch at me when you read this and you are pissed at me for calling him a homo.

4. Weddings, weddings, weddings

I can't say that I am the most tasteful person in the world, but I know that sending your wedding invitations through myspace is probably the most tacky thing ever. I am dead serious, this has happened. Honestly, I am pretty ogrish, but even I see the faux paux in that. I would assume, I am not alone in recieving these. I promise, If i ever get another wedding invitation through myspace, I'll make sure to come to your wedding. And while i'm there, light the church on fire and kill both of you and all your families. Learn some self respect.

Also, Fuck you dumbasses that get married and then you devote your myspace page to your honeymoon. Everyone knows all you really did was bone; Show some pictures of that. Sure it was subpar sex and your new husband shoots his load about a half second after you put a condom on, but we still would love being in on that. Who cares about the pictures of you being tourists, is that why you went?

I REALLY HATE WEDDINGS. PLEASE KEEP MYSPACE FREE OF THE BULLSHIT THAT COMES WITH THEM.

5. TyPINg LiKe A fUcKiNg ReTaRd

I'm really sick of this project already. I am going to go hand out Candy to Trick o Treaters.

Give this a thought today...

2006-09-11T14:32:00.000-06:00

Monday, September 11, 2006

This was written by Hunter S. Thompson the day after the WTC attack. I think it is worthy of review today.
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Wednesday, September 12, 2001

It was just after dawn in Woody Creek, Colo., when the first plane hit the World Trade Center in New York City on Tuesday morning, and as usual I was writing about sports. But not for long. Football suddenly seemed irrelevant, compared to the scenes of destruction and utter devastation coming out of New York on TV.

Even ESPN was broadcasting war news. It was the worst disaster in the history of the United States, including Pearl Harbor, the San Francisco earthquake and probably the Battle of Antietam in 1862, when 23,000 were slaughtered in one day.

The Battle of the World Trade Center lasted about 99 minutes and cost 20,000 lives in two hours (according to unofficial estimates as of midnight Tuesday). The final numbers, including those from the supposedly impregnable Pentagon, across the Potomac River from Washington, likely will be higher. Anything that kills 300 trained firefighters in two hours is a world-class disaster.

And it was not even Bombs that caused this massive damage. No nuclear missiles were launched from any foreign soil, no enemy bombers flew over New York and Washington to rain death on innocent Americans. No. It was four commercial jetliners.

They were the first flights of the day from American and United Airlines, piloted by skilled and loyal U.S. citizens, and there was nothing suspicious about them when they took off from Newark, N.J., and Dulles in D.C. and Logan in Boston on routine cross-country flights to the West Coast with fully-loaded fuel tanks -- which would soon explode on impact and utterly destroy the world-famous Twin Towers of downtown Manhattan's World Trade Center. Boom! Boom! Just like that.

The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.

It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive "figurehead" -- or even dead, for all we know -- but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy. The second one was a dead-on bullseye. Straight into the middle of the skyscraper.

Nothing -- even George Bush's $350 billion "Star Wars" missile defense system -- could have prevented Tuesday's attack, and it cost next to nothing to pull off. Fewer than 20 unarmed Suicide soldiers from some apparently primitive country somewhere on the other side of the world took out the World Trade Center and half the Pentagon with three quick and costless strikes on one day. The efficiency of it was terrifying.

We are going to punish somebody for this attack, but just who or what will be blown to smithereens for it is hard to say. Maybe Afghanistan, maybe Pakistan or Iraq, or possibly all three at once. Who knows? Not even the Generals in what remains of the Pentagon or the New York papers calling for WAR seem to know who did it or where to look for them.
This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed -- for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.

Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job -- armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy.
OK. It is 24 hours later now, and we are not getting much information about the Five Ws of this thing.

The numbers out of the Pentagon are baffling, as if Military Censorship has already been imposed on the media. It is ominous. The only news on TV comes from weeping victims and ignorant speculators.

The lid is on. Loose Lips Sink Ships. Don't say anything that might give aid to The Enemy.

RIP ODB

2006-09-04T16:16:00.000-06:00

Monday, September 04, 2006

Current mood: WTF
Category: WTF Life

Writers note--This is really old and I never thought it was good enough to post. But I recently found it and think I was to harsh on myself. Honestly, I find it quite funny now.

When I wrote this, I was trying to make fun of the idiots who had written sad posts about Elliot Smith. He had died just a year before ODB, but those stupid eulogies were still fresh on my mind. I Thought, "what better way to eulogize ODB than steal from a bunch of Emo Kids who were pretty retarded about ES." He was good, But some people took it way to far. I ripped most of this shit off of those letters and built this around my love of ODB. I thought it was a good idea at the time. We shall see...

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What is heaven like Dirt McGirt? I have been listening to your records since I got home this morning and I found out that you died. Did you get to meet Him right away? I bet they moved you to the front of the line. Is God nice? Do you feel better? Maybe I am wrong, did they send you to Hell? Either way, I'll bet you liven whichever place right up. Your songs about STD's, crack and Pussy were like the thoughts that rushed through my head all the time. This bittersweet dark rainy dirtyness that wouldn't leave me, and I never wanted them to leave me. Sometimes it was grimey, and grime is kind of my religion, and I worshipped you because you weren't afraid to show it. You had way to many kids. Obviously, you needed a condom sponsorship because seriously, 13 kids is way to many, Dirt.. But I still love you like a Taco Bell. I cannot believe that your loud raucous voice is now silent and there is only these Wu-Tang cds left, that crazy album cover of your foodstamp card, or the time you dressed up like Rick James for the "Nigga Please" album. All your songs, were a perfect lyrical accompaniment to my own personal Life, in some crazy way that I can't explain right now. You yelled about some things I will never do, and maybe that is why I liked you. Your dirty side let everyone live through you. No one ever would have the balls to take a limo to cash your welfare check. No one really wants to do all those things you sang about either, but you made it very appealing. I will always remember you by that. I wish I had told you how much your music meant to me, to so many many people. There was a bunch of times I could have sent you a letter, but I seriously questioned your reading level, and I was a chicken shit and you probably would have beat my ass. A handful of times I saw you On TV, going to kung-fu movies in midtown, but it was like you were surrounded by a light that held you up above the street and you didn't touch the ground because you were so fucked. You seriously were so high you floated up above just an inch or so that you were there but not there. I could see you but you couldn't see me. Once again, drugs were the cause.

You were supposed to save hip-hop music. Remember that VH1 series you did? Your face on the front, looking wrecked and beautiful, and I am sorry, so so so very sorry that you are gone. What happened? I heard you od'd. They found a baggie of coke in your stomach. What the hell are you doing eating coke?? I hoped it wasn't true. But it was. I guess it doesn't matter now and nothing does really. Remember when Mariah Carey busted you out of prison, you were supposed to change, But I guess things didn't. Loving you from here on the earth where things aren't so great, not at all, but fuck you made things a lot better and now that you are not here we just all have to act like life goes on and there goes another rap star and its better to burn out instead of fade away and whatever the fuck - whatever the fuck. All I can say is that I am crying as I write this, as I listen to your voice sing about getting oral sex from your teacher and I am wondering if you are hovering in the air above your house, watching the grief stricken fans and old friends walking wounded trying to understand where you went, why you went. If they can reach you now, with their thoughts, their hearts, their love. Can you see them? Does it make anything better? A whole shitload of gangtas are pouring some out for their dead homie right now, hiding behind their vintage headbands. Legions of girls with kids you fathered are lighting candles and contemplating joining you today. Dudes with dirty shag haircuts are wondering who you are. But Not me, I know. And I miss you. I'm thinking about having a beer before the sun goes down, because it isn't a good day for any of us, because you aren't here to represent and start yelling about any number of things that might have pissed you off. It was great while we had it, but now it is gone.

One time I was on vacation, an early morning before I was about to leave for home and I walked into a bagel shop. You were there, not in person, but your record was playing. The sleepy, hippie kid behind the counter was singing "pussy for free," which is my second favorite song you made. He knew every word. There was another raggedy girl(meth addict) cleaning up tables behind me, and she was singing too. Then this other kid came into the shop, and waited in line, and he was singing - as if on cue, a little off key, kind of like a goat, almost in harmony. I never knew that that many people had listened to "Nigga Please." Pretty soon, "Lift Up Ya Skirt" came on and they were singing along to that shit too. So was I. It was like an ODB dance party. But we were all in our own private worlds, our voices barely audible, singing only for ourselves. Were you singing for yourself? I hope so. I hope that you could love your music like it was loved by everyone else.

Dirt, you were a real peice of work. I never would normally dig a person who was so irresponsible, and chaotic. A person who was always running from the law. Like a modern Jesse James. But that is why we loved you. Because you let it all hang out. It didn't matter to you that some bitch owed you some cash. You just rapped about it and said your peace. And told her to pay you back Quick! It always worked out in the end. Who cares if you got in a gun fight with NYPD. That is why we loved you. Or there was the time you got busted for stealing some sneakers, evern though you had close to $2000 in your pocket, you kept it real and didn't give a flying fuck. We all loved it. Maybe to much.

Goodbye gentle soul. Goodnight. Everything reminds me of you. Especially that crackhead on the corner.

Much Love and RESPECT fo real.

Fuck you Dick Cheney. I'm going to blow up...

2006-07-30T18:21:00.000-06:00

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Current mood: Terroristic(by that I mean Cheerful)

We all can agree that there are certain extended family members which, to be blunt, we would rather just go on never hearing from again. I have come to the conclusion that Dick Cheney and his horde are probably that family in the Cheney tree. Seriously, having him over to dinner is probably a lot like that neighbor on King of the Hill, Bill at the table. Bill is a filthy animal, has the table manners of a a person who has only eaten french fries his whole life and belches uncontrollabley. I don't know where I am trying to take this, other than compairing two redneck imbiciles.

Why is this Wyoming Cowboy worried about checking MySpace for terrorists?
Cheney is going to be reviewing myspace with a bunch of his old dudes in suits. You know, the same guys keeping you safe when you board an airplane by going through your shit. Those same guys that people from foreign countries think are Mormon Missionaries. Usually bald, maybe a set of dark glasses....

To finish- These fat, bald men have never stopped a terrorist attack in any form. They are everywhere yet they haven't kept us any more safe when boarding a plane, entering a synogogue, or riding the bus. These guys appeared on the scene in the last quarter of 2001 and haven't done shit but piss half of the world off. So, fuck off Cheney, You and your fat bald impotent army can blow me.
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If you blew up, i'd be laughing...
-Jimmy Hendrix.

FBI DON'T YOU BE WATCHING ME

2006-02-21T15:27:00.000-07:00

Current mood: PARANOID

HEY, MUTHER FUCKING FBI OR WHATEVER WASHINGTON DC PERSON IS TRACKING ME AND MY ROOMATES: DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! WE KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING US, SO YOU CAN QUIT YOUR VERY UNCOVERT SURVEILANCE NOW. WE'RE NOT TERRORISTS.

MY CAR!!

2005-09-21T02:06:00.000-06:00

HELLO OLD FRIENDS,

At this point in my life, I am trying my hand at writing. My art outlet has now turned to a writing program and my subject of art has turned to my vehicle in life.
So here is my special request of you, my friends: I am having a hard time remembering everything of importance that ever may have happened in my car. If you can think of anything of significance, no matter how small, would you please write me a detailed account of the event. If you help me out, i promise I'll give you a reach-a-round next time I see you.
Now, write something about my car,

love jeff

gonzo

2005-03-04T03:37:00.001-07:00

I just was reading about hunter s. thompson.

he wrote a column on Feb 20, 2001 about the violent death of Dale Ernhardt. 4 Years later to the day he killed himself....coincidence??
and surprisingly no one has noticed this.

2004-10-22T10:10:00.000-06:00

So, I just learned that Quentin Tarantino never worked on the movie Hero. He never even breathed on it. It is really Crazy to think about, i mean there were quite a few points in the film that were so many Tarentino-esq shot in that film, youjust thought it was his.

The movie was released two years ago in China, and became a cult favorite in America. Tarantino Name on the film is only as "Presenter." Interesting...

Question for Chuck D

2004-10-03T14:51:00.000-06:00

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Chuck, ya lost a god-point. love jeff

***fuck kid rock***

2004-09-07T19:19:00.000-06:00

shit... tommorrow is my mom's birthday. I don't know what to get her...shittybeerbadnesbears

sandiego trip:8/15

2004-08-31T12:25:00.000-06:00

So sandiegotrip... Herre is what went down

8/15 12:40am- "Holy Shit!! I was supposed to leave for sandiego 3 Hours ago. Why am I asleep in my room? What is that tapping on my window?"--Those were my first thoughts of my trip. See, I went to my house around 7:00pm to pack and take a shower. But I didn't do any of that. I just put "Clash of the Titans" on, drank half a beer, and fell asleep. When I woke up, It was REALLY late and Erik and Blue were outside my window throwing rocks at it to wake me up and let them in. It was HORRIBLE. They had been looking for me for close to 3 hours and were ready to leave me when they decided to come and check my apartment. Of course, none of my shit was packed and they were perturbed that I had left to pack at 7:00 and just went to sleep. My body ached from being wrenched from my sleep and then being really scared, but in the end It worked out and they didn't leave me.

8/15 1:00am- I am a pro at packing. I had my shit packed in the time it took Erik and Blue to go buy a pack of cigarretes. We loaded my Skateboards into the car, threw my bag on top of a MASSIVE mess, and we were out. That was about it. Then Blue drove the car the whole night till the sun came up.

8/15 8:30am- We stopped in Baker, Ca to fill up on gas, and Erik took over driving. While I was in Baker I bought one of those Bingo Lottery Tickets that take forever, because I was SO BORED in the car. IT PAID TOO!! I won $4(my only winnings the entire trip) and It cost $3. I was up a buck! However, that only took about 15 minutes and I was bored again.

8/15 12:15pm- SANDIEGO!HOLYSHIT! Erik and Blue(mostly Blue) made it to sandiego in 11 hours. It was fast. First order of business in sandiego, go to TARA VICTER'S house. TAR TAR is Erik's good pal that he knows from his work. She is a really cool mormon girl that moved from Utah to hit the beach and work for some laboratory that makes infant formula. She gets a free car and all this nice shit from them. NOT BAD.

We got to Tara's house and got situated at her place. Tara introduced us to one of her roomate's, Heather, who is another mormon girl from Utah, or maybe she just went to BYU, but anyway, she knew about Ogden and was mormon, so she spent some time in Utah. Heather is really cool and took Erik, Blue, Tara and I to the best food ever, TACO SURF!

8/15 1:00pm- Taco Surf is heaven. When I die, I am going to this place to eat for eternity. Everything is very cheap and for $5.76(I still have the receipt) I got 2 rolled Potato burrito's(best with Guacamole) a veggie Burrito, and a Cheese enchilada. It was a lot of food, and it all tasted Spectacular.

After that we went back to Tar and Heather's place and chilled for a bit.

8/15 2:00pm- Tara and Heather went to Church, so ERik, Blue and I went to HUGE swapmeet. They had everything a COOL swapmeet would have: skateboards, sunglasses, pins from the the Nixon elections, tapestries of Bob Marley and Elvis, and remote controlled cars. The swapmeet was at the Sports arena Parking lot, and was really big. We spent an hour or so there had a good time.

8/15 3:15- We went back to the house and chilled out for a while. Just so you know, the house was only 3 blocks from the ocean. It was such a cool place with the best view from the roof deck. Erik fell asleep, and Blue and I just chilled on the deck for a while until we both decied a rest would be nice. When we went inside I made Blue sleep on the floor, and we crashed.

8/15 ?:??pm- I don't remember what time I woke up, it was probably around 8:00, but I fell off the couch and hit hardwood floor. It was crazy. Then I saw some strange girl laughing at me for falling. I could not even see her face the light was so bad in the room and I was in such a haze. It turned out to be Tara.

8/15 9:30pm- Sinbad's HOOKAH BAR! Hooray. This was the coolest hookah shop/bar I have ever been in(this being the first/only). WE smoked this hookah with a mango on top and had strawberry/vanilla tobbacco. It was really relaxing, however, I was sitting on a hard seat. We chilled here for a bit and then went to the beach.

We all went for a walk at the beach. It was so nice, the waves made a perfect crashing sound every time they rolled in. I love the beach. I grew up on the beach and I just love the disorientation your brain receives from the waves rolling in.

It wasn't long before Blue stripped down to his nakedness and went swimming. He looked like he was having so much fun, after ten minutes, I joined him. For all I can remember, which is a lot, I am pretty sure I had never actually Skinny Dipped in my life, up to this point. It was fun. I have a WHITE ASS. So did Blue.

After swimming, Blue and I just pulled on our boxers and walked back top the car holding our clothes. When we got to the car there were cops all over the place, so we hurried and threw our clothes on our wet bodies. It really sucked when I had to put out gross, sandy feet into my socks. I HATE DIRTY SOCKS, IT IS THE WORST FEELING ON MY FEET!

8/15 12:00- PACIFIC BEACH BAR AND GRILL. This was a cool place, but i still felt dirty and gross, so we got drunk and went home to bed around 1:00am.

--stay tuned for day 2&3 where we see our adventurous trio take tijuana by storm and hit the beach--

princess jessica

2004-08-31T12:15:00.000-06:00

My friend Mike Falcone wrote this while mowing the lawn, and i loved it. So here ya go:

Fairytales

Once upon a time, there lived a princess named Jessica, who was the most beautiful girl in all of her house, where she ruled over two born-again Christians. She was a very wicked princess though, and she demanded that the two Christians give her anything she wanted, whenever she wanted it. If she wanted to become a world-famous singer, she got it. If she wanted her own TV show, she recieved that too. And because of this, she always lived very happily.

Princess Jessica was plauged with a horrible dilemma, however, for she was born with an oddly shaped mouth. One day, a peasant named Adam Green from the land of the Moldy Peaches approached her about this abnormal birth defect, to which Princess Jessica because insulted, and so she waved her magic wand and turned the young peasant into a goon, hence his appearance on subsequent solo album covers. Ever since that day, no one has made any mention of her strange mouth, out of fear of being turned into a goon.

A few years later, the two born-again Christians decided that one princess wasn’t enough, and so a second princess was appointed named Princess Ashlee, who was even more beautiful than Princess Jessica. Young Jessica naturally became very jealous of the new princess, who was recieving more attention from the two Christians. So one day, Princess Jessica approached Princess Ashlee with a baseball bat and began slamming her in the face with it as hard as she could, until Princess Ashlee’s nose started to get very large and pointy causing her to become ugly. Soon afterwards, Jessica felt bad about this incident, and so she apologized to Ashlee and offered her a TV show and record contract of her own. Ashlee accepted, but deep inside she would always resent her fellow Princess, and from that day on, she would always strive to be the opposite of Princess Jessica, but only within the boundaries of princessly behavior, because if Ashlee was actaully the opposite of Jessica she would probably be something like Kathleen Hanna, or maybe Chan Marshall.

meeting friends

2004-08-23T11:30:00.000-06:00

Since my good pal crystal Chandaleir asked, Here it is.

I first met My friend Crystal after going to My pal's Erik, Blue and Fozzie's house.
See, There were all these underage girls over, comprising Crystal and her friends, all about 16 or 17 and I just was wondering who the hell they were. I asked Erik, "who are these girls, they look like trouble." ERik's Reply,

"they are Adumb's Friends." At that point I really wasn't any more laid back about having them over. None of you know my friend Adumb, he is An awesome guy that always used to makes the wrong Decisions at the exact wrong time. He always was trying to stay out of trouble, but it followed him everywhere.

"Oh well", I thought. No reason to have a shitfit about this now. Talk to Fozzie about the Situation at hand. "fozzie",
"yeah man" Fozzie yelled.
"hey, do you think it is smart to have all of these ua girls around. I mean, if a cop comes here, we are going to prison for a few years."
Fozzie simply replied, "well, I would rather have them here hanging out, than be out at some party where people are going to give them GHB and drug them and take advantage of them. Chill out, jeff."

I did. And then I started hanging out with crystal every once and a while. Mostly going to the mall and stuff. I would call her up for parties and she would call me to do whatever. Now we are really good friends. Go figure, I never imagined that night I Would be hanging out with her and her friends on a quite regular basis, going on random ass road trips in the middle of the night, and partying all the time. It is weird how time will change things like that. I don't understand time, but I feel it's presence at all times, and see the presents that it has brought me almost as much.

I love my friends, I would probably vote for GEORGE W., like Yellowcard and be a mormon if it wasn't for them. They have all taught me lessons, and I hope they have learned from me. Now that I am on the subject it has me thinking:

When you meet a person for a first time, What is first instict about that person? Most of the time when you meet people, You have know idea who they will end up being. The most you know about that person is very vague, and based a lot of your opinions purely on the person's looks and that small conversation you had after initially meeting them.

Most of the time I am dead wrong when I size a person. Usually, I am a critic a person after first meeting them and cast them a side as a Lame ass or Poser(lable's I am sure a lot of people put on myself). Fortunately, I have gotten a lot of second chances and made TONS of great friends after seeing, or being shown beyond the intial shell and seeing their inner beauty.

bitches, I'm back

2004-08-15T21:38:00.000-06:00

so, right now i am in San Diego, bitches. I love it down here, rocks the boat like a japanese man sleeping on a long drive.

anyways, I Am going to be doing some really good things for my record label while i am here. Hopefully make a few friends while i am at it too.

And while i am at it, At some point on this trip i am going to party with rockstars, stop in meet the very nice people of the Stand up for Kids Foundation;the foundation that my first release will benefit, and just have a killer time. Now, I am going to eat tacos and go surfing.

oil changes.

2004-04-14T19:44:00.000-06:00

in a quest to strike riches, I will now change anyone's oil for only $5. Yup that's right$5. That is after we buy the oil and filter. But still, that is only going to round out to around $13-$14 TOTAL!! WHAT A DEAL!! Let me get dirty for you, or pay me $15 to do what Jiffy lube will charge you $25 for.

Let me know. I am a mobile service, so gimme a call (801)388-6390.

Jefe

chernobyl on a motorcycle

2004-03-27T23:14:00.000-07:00

MY friend emailed me this link...http://www.ninja-assassin.com/mirror/Chernobyl/

It is a photo essay of abandoned cities after the Chernobyl meltdown. Please check it out.. quite a moving, interesting piece.

you will love it like a drunken irish milkshake

favorite memories

2004-03-22T10:00:00.000-07:00

I have been thinking about some of my favorite memories of my life, and I have so many, I am going to start listing some every post. these are in no particular order, so please, enjoy my favorites!:

When i was very young, around 3 or 4, my mother would take my brother and I to this CRAZY ass park in Long Beach. I think it was like $1 to get in, but this place was well worth it. unfortunately the name has slipped my memory, but i will have to ask mom.
anyways, this park was massive and carried an ocean theme throughout the park, I remember there was these sea-horse swings that were really killer. there was also a Sea-monster slide that I remember was huge and you would slide down and land in sand. then you would get sand in your shoes.
Another really cool thing about the park was It always reminded me of being in a Dr. Seus book. All the pathways were a little squigly and there was Lush green grass that ran to what seemed like forever. It was a cool park. DEfinatly a place i need to revisit.
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This one time I met Krist Novoselic at a speaking tour he was on. i thanked him for being in Nirvana and playing great music. I also asked him for one sheet of his speech that he gave. Instead of just giving me one sheet, he gave me the entire speech, and then he asked ME if He could sign them for me! It was batty! He gave me his notes and this black clip that held them together, I could have shit myself.

I then called mike falcone, and told him all about it, he was jealous, and wanted to talk to Krist(or i wanted him to talk to krist, dont remember). Needless to say, KRist didn't want to talk to one of my friends, and very politly called me a weirdo or something along those lines. It ruled.

RUN-DMC

2004-03-09T09:06:00.000-07:00

So I saw the Rev. Run from Run-DMC part of some stupid ass Toby Keith concert with that old Lizard guy from Aerosmith. COME on dude, you were in Run-DMC, you recorded "Sucker M.C.'s. You are officially written out of my will.

I am not sure what he thought it would accomplish being on "the Toby KEith Homo-Superbowl party" but it ain't done shit but make everyone who thought you were once credible, fucking want to slit your throat. Look who is the Sucker M.C., now. If JamMasterJay was still alive, he would beat your ass into submission. fucker

LAST NIGHT, SHE SAID

2004-02-28T14:29:00.000-07:00

so last night was crazySHIAT.. I went to my pal Crystal's hacineda and there was this little get together. There were these Two coke sluts that were quite H to the OE'S. They kept bumming smokes from me, So while im outside talking with them I came to find out they were only 16. What a way to ruin yer life, they sounded like they were pretty hard into the scene, too.

After that I watched These two dudes play one of the stupidest drinking game of all time. The game incorporated Twisted Sister's "I WANNA ROCK", so yeah, they already weren't striking points in my book. Anyways, how the game goes is that every time TS sang "rock" in the song you take a shot of beer. I can say PurePANDAMONIUM insued after the song started. Between the two participants shoveling shots down their face as fast as they could, and the massive rush of people to refill the set out cups, anyone could tell HEll was about to be raised. Halfway through the song one of the dude's, Steve, got an all blarthy face and RALPHED all the counter. It was the sickest shit i have ever seen, and I have seen some nasty blarth. MoFO had just eaten KEilbasa and BEan Burritos. Well, instead of stopping he kept drinking the shots set out. BAD IDEA, cause guesse what happened again, yup, more blarth.

NEedless to say after my experiences with that party, I decided it would be best to find a party where people my own age might be. So i went to Jay's. No one would be puking there.

Howard Stern

2004-02-26T21:38:00.000-07:00

It seems to be a terrible Day, Howard stern got shut down. Truthfully, I have only Listened to Howard Stern twice. Yeah, I have watched the show on E! since I was 13, but yo, he ain't broadcast out on Utah radio waves.

oh yeah, while i was watching an MSNBC blurb on the topic, this guy was saying the shutdown was likely due to pressure being put on ClearChannel because of the airwave decency bcaklash because of the "Janis Jackson" incident. I am not making this shit up. He said JANIS JACKSON. WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DUDE, LIVING IN SADDAMS CAVE? Her name is JANET. If you dont beleive me, they are showing it online.

2004-02-26T21:26:00.000-07:00

anyone wanna go see slipknot in may? It'll be killer dude.

oh yeah:

Low tide finished up the album. Guesse What that means, a 7" vinyl will follow, possibly with a dvd. More to come.

HOV

2004-02-25T17:29:00.000-07:00

Download the GRey album by jay-z and Dj Dangermouse. Dj dangermouse made all the beats and music from the Beatles white album. Needless to say it is quite innovative, plus it is free. Don't even need to pay for it.

try illegalart.com
it should still be up there

Druqks

2004-02-20T10:14:00.000-07:00

so lately people have been asking me for all sorts of different drugs: A couple days ago i get a call from a lady i work with, She wants some CRANK. FUcking crank. I dont even know if that shit is in the opiate family, I mean, who the fuck does crank? My guess is people that do crank also don't have any problems with drinking Homemade Moonshine and lick toads to get high.

Then a girl asked me for blow at a concert, i mean, I dont lok like a drug dealer do i...Drug dealers look like this:

drugs are bad

moneen and The Beautiful mistake

2004-02-16T18:20:00.000-07:00

So.. I was working at Shitty Quiznos today, and three Big ass Chevy Vans With Trailors pull into our lot. As it turned out, those were tour vans for Senses Fail, Moneen, and Boys Night OUT. They were hungry and stopped for lunch. I gave them all MAssive Deals; free Drinks for everyone, and No one paid more than 5.00 To eat a big lunch. See, my manager had just left to make a delivery and wasn't around to watch down my back as i Gave the entire store away.

It is Funny, I haven't ever heard of any of those bands but Moneen. Yeah they were ok but I probably wouldn't Take work off to go see them or anything. I just hate Quiznos and want to help musicians save some cash. I also hate Brigham City Utah, so when old people asked me why there were so many vans of dirty emo Boys in the parking lot, I told them that It was Justin Timberlake and N*ysnc. Figured after all that controversy they would know who he is.

Oh well, Everyone was nice,
Bye

Chuck D

2004-02-06T00:16:00.000-07:00

So, I got an email from Chuck D. If you don't know who that is Fuck off. if you fucked off and still dont know who he is here ya go:
He is the one in yellow.

He is cool. He fights the powers that be. He had his phone tapped By George Bush in 1995. He Is friends with flava Flav Mutha Fucka. I sent him an email saying:

yo Chuck,

I Was just wondering your thoughts on the news that the senate will try to block all Gay marriages through a constitutional ammendment. Personally I feel all people should be Bestowed on the same rights, but apparently, they don't.

KEep up the great work. I love Watchin the names get called out on the T-Dome. Great Fun.
Fight the power.
Jeff
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Then he sends me this:
its gestapo-ish...who should care who someone marries...it shows this country is preoccupied with bullsht...
chk
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Nice fellow...You Find me another Rapper, Mc Whatever that would say that.

2004-02-04T21:03:00.000-07:00

Wow, Mike Tyson is getting some stiff competition from a few people.

Fuck you, rapist.

YEAH POP$--you're a dirty dickpig who got tattoed with what looks like a box of Fruit smelling markers.

Who is down for EC, this guy is....I'll bet he grows a full beard in a week.

coachella

2004-02-04T18:34:00.000-07:00

So, Coachella Is announcing their Show for the year. I love it and hate it. The Cure, Radiohead, the Pixies, the flaming lips, and a ton of other bands you have only "heard of, never heard" are playing. What i really want to know who thought it would be funny to put thursday on this bill.
yeah thursday, emo Rock. I know Thursday will put Cliched photos of them and the cure standing Side stage on their website, making it even more cool to like the Cure again (I have no room to point fingers, I got into the Cure WAY to late to call myself a big fan, but fuck it.

Sorry, I was saying why i hated it. It is expensive($75 a day), way over crowded, and there will be all the same foos that are always at the warped tour, but in higher mass.

You know who I am tlaking about. Well if ya don't HEre is a breif description of each:

1.)The dudes with everything shaved on their body except for a pony tale at the back of their head. They wander around in hand made sandals, carry around a big black duffle bag and will try to sell you a 30 page book on enlightenment for $5.
Hairy Kirsna. HArre kirsna, haire kirsna, I can never remember, but anyways they are usually from this Beleif, and over the course of the day you will meet like 40 of these guys, and they will all tell you about chanting.

2.)The lame-o trying to sell his personal zine. Sorry, sell that shit to your parents, they'll be proud of ya, no one else wants to here your shit.

3.) the guy with the T-shirt van. HE usually hangs out at parade's too. Ususally parked in the Main parking area of the show, he hawks his wears to the masses. $10 for a radiohead shirts sounds good, but it is just like those shitty "I HEART NY" Shirts, which sell for around $2-$3, THey are gunna fall apart and disform after a first washing. Don't Buy these Shirts unless you're a short fatass.

So, Their is three reasons. Don't get me wrong I like HArre Kirsna. In fact They are cool, THey just get in the way when ya wanna go see a good band. Think of it as if Mormon Missionaries were to interupt Homer Simpson during the middle of the Duff Bowl. He would'nt be happy. The Zine And Tshirt guy suck balls, though.

So, anyone wanna go?

Time for free Stuff!

2004-02-02T11:17:00.000-07:00

So, I am cleaning out my CD Collection, ANd there is a whole bunch i could care less for, and A whole lot more that graywhale cd won't even let me sell back, So i am giving them to YoU!!!
The first person who answers The following question will get an Old Weezer Austrailian Import EP, and two others of my choice. So here it is:
Who were the three original members of girl vocal Trio "The Hot Sundaes"?

Like i said First person takes em' all.

JEfe

Mr. T

2004-01-31T23:04:00.000-07:00

Please for the love of god who really doesn't exist; Right click on the link to the right, save it and have a listen: http://www.inzenity.com/mrt/snd/Treat_Your_Mother_Right.mp3

You will not be sorry.
Pity the foo
jefe

Makeout tattoo's

2004-01-31T13:17:00.000-07:00

So, I had a great idea. Why don't people start getting MAkeout Tattoo's. It is really simple. If you see someone with a certain tattoo you make out with them and then fuck. IT would be an underground wave.

There would however, have to be some type of rating system, cause hot chicks don't want some fat slob getting a tattoo in a conscipuous spot and expect a few good rogerings out of it. So, I have a plan. To get the makeout tattoo, you will be subject to a panel of judges. Those judges will determine if you can get the MAkeout tattoo. There of course will be counterfiting, so I am going to come up with a holographic tattoo, that can't be copied. Kids are gunna fuck without worrying about if the other person thinks they are hot, because someone has already determined that for them. It is gunna rock, It is gunna roll, i am gunna be rich...

jefe

Buddyhead

2004-01-29T11:27:00.000-07:00

BuddyHead's Best and Worst of 2003 is posted. Check it here: http://buddyhead.com/music/bestof2003/

. It is great fun, Just read the radiohead review.

JEfe

Crackrock Lady

2004-01-26T21:35:00.000-07:00

So today i saw this crack lady all bawlin her eyes out. She was going all fucking nuts... she was total dfn and was talkin like this:

"CRACK BABIES, KILLIN' BABIES, GOD OH GOD MY SON IS GONE TO THE HELLS OF HELL AND DEATH FOR ME AND YOU OHHHHH DAMN IS HE EVER DEAD! DAMN HE'S REAL DEAD! DAMN DAMN DAMN! HELL DRUGS CRACK BABIES KILLIN' BABIES HE IS SO DEAD AND I AM SO HAMMERED OHHHH LORDY LORD! OH LORDY LORD SA-HAH-SAVE ME FROM DIS! SAVE ME FROM DIS! MAH SON MAH SON MAH SON CRACK CRACK CRACK, DRUG PUSHIN' PANSIES PUSHIN' DRUGS UP MAH PANSIES. SON DEAD CRACK BABY DRUG DEALIN' LORD OH MIGHTY LORD!"'

Then She laid down in the parking lot at Quiznos and started shouting this:

"HE WAS MY BABY MY BABY HE WAS MY BABY AND THEY TOOK 'IM THEY TOOK 'IM FROM ME! ME! HIS MUDDAH! HIS BRUTHA! THE HORRA! HOLLA!!! CRACK BABIES! KILLIN' BABIES! IT ALL STOPS NOW! YA HEAH ME LORD IT ALL STOPS NOW!!!!!"

It was the funniest things i have ever seen. She was all on crack and missing teeth. I think she was bling-Bling's mom. Damn Crackheads. Smackheads.
Love potheads

jeff

big ole gay post

2004-01-20T11:27:00.000-07:00

god, I just watched the new Britney spears Video for toxic. It was fucking horrible. I hate that song too. The Whiney ass string section of the song was ripped off of linkin park who ripped that from run-dmc, and they probably stole it too.
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So, Lately i havent been in school and just working. It make me realize that i need to be back in school, and I like school a lot more that i haven't been in it regularly. work is rewarding, but don't want to make fucking Quiznos sandwitches for the rest of my life. BTW: If you want free quiznos, Contact me!!, I'll hook it up for anyone.
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Which brings me to my next announcment: Starting a record label. Hopefully I will have the first release out by March. This label isn't going to be like most Utah Labels, and by that i mean won't really suck. Plus The label is being created with my best good buddies on earth, JEsus and Mr. GLue, so it can't fail, they are from Connecticut.

This officially means I have to name the beast. Ye gods. So here it is....Seldom Seen Abbzug Records....If you don't know what that is, go read the MonkeyWrench Gang. It was written by Edward Abbey.

Seldom Seen is a Polygamist(correct spelling?) From Utah. Abzug is FRom Back east, I think the Bronx. ANyways, they get together With these other nuts and start blowing stuff up. I liked the togetherness of the names, since half of the label will be ran in Utah, the other half in Connecticut.
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Happy MArtin Luther King jr. DAy yesterday, I hope everyone got To relax and ponder the race barriers our Country has broke. I also hope you remember that we are only completed half the mission, there is still quite a bit of work to be done.
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Al Sharpton is a fucking retard. I really hate this MAn. First off, HE used to use boxing as a money laundering platform for cocain and other shit. Second, he is spending like $4000 a night on hotel rooms, half of which is taxpayer money. I hate this man. Plus he attacks everyone in the Debates about race. Sorry man, but your time to go is now. I am glad you only got under 5% of the Iowa Caucus.
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Second note: DEan has royally FLushed himself out of the race. Look at The Photos below, Then listen to his Rant after he lost. To me, it looks and sounds like a horrible WWE Wrestler impersonation. HEre ya go
http://drudgereport.com/dean.mp3

Well, there it is, the weekend update.
jefe

2004-01-11T13:21:00.000-07:00

So, I had a killer time at Area, and then after at Justin's. WE had quite a turnout for the group. JAke only pissed tashina off a few times so that was a total plus, too.

Looks like Elliot Smith was killed by his GirlFriend. FUcking Biatch. I have said this many times, But Elliot SMith was one of the greatest musicians at one of Rock n' Roll's Lowest Periods of music.
Jeff

Jeff's Favorites List..

2004-01-06T19:35:00.000-07:00

I always get asked, "what is your favorite_____? ". So, I thought I would just go ahead and fill in the blank for you. Please, this is going to be quite extensive. If you would like me to cover a list for you, LET ME KNOW. I'll be happy to make one for you.

Favorite Places in the world:

1. San Diego
2. San Francisco
3. New York City
4. Mt. Rushmore(They had really good Breakfast)
5. Connecticut(for that mattter, anywhere back east)
6. Long Beach, CA
7. Vancouver
8. Seattle
9. Tijuana
10. LAke Cour d'alene, It is in IDAHO
11. Any Place that has Bridges or an ocean and didn't mention here.
12. Chula Vista
13. Las Vegas

Favorite Concerts:

1. Bob Dylan and Paul Simon they did a KICKIN' duet
2. Rammstein, Ice Cube
3. Nine Inch Nails
4. Jurassic 5
5. Elliot Smith
6. Ben Folds
7. Unwritten Law along time ago
8. Modest Mouse @ the 2002 Olympics
9. Rage Against The Machine
10. Cannibal Corpse
11. Rob Zombie
12. ANDREW WK at the warped tour
13. The Aquabats along time ago
14. KRS-one
15. Zebrahead
16. The Deftones
17. Alkaline Trio
18. System of a Down
19. Reel Big fish
20.

Favorite Bands:
1. Unwritten Law
2. Nine Inch Nails
3. Greenday
4. Zebrahead
5. The Cure
6. Jurassic 5
7.

Favorite Websites:
1. mail.yahoo.com
2. Buddyhead.com
3. Come.to/glu
4. IMDB.com
5. x-entertainment.com
6. doodie.com
7.

Favorite Movies:
1. Wave Twisters
2. Edward Scissorhands
3. Gummo
4. Freddy Got Fingered
5. Princess Bride
6. Dark Days
7. Ghostbusters
8. Scratch
9.

everything else will be updated soon
jefe

the Shortest Marriage in the history of the World!

2004-01-04T13:22:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears Broke a New world record saturday. She was married for the least amount of time in recorded history, clocking in at somewhere around seven hours with her new hubby.

She was married around 5:30 AM saturday morning, by the afternoon the annullment process was already underway. It makes me think she was really really coked up, or completly shitfaced. what I mean is, look at her signature on the marriage license. I could have shot a load on that paper that would look more legible. She was fucked up, or wanted to top those assholes BENNIFER. RETARDED!!

Oh yeah, britney's Middle name is Jean. "britney Jean's not my lover, She's just a girl."

Britney Spears

2004-01-04T10:04:00.000-07:00

SO, Britney Spears just became more untouchable, that coke slut got married!! Apparently the hotel Bellboy walker her down the Isle. HOW FUCKING ROMANTIC. So, Here is the proof:

Elliot Smith

2004-01-04T04:43:00.000-07:00

It seems we may have all Jumped the gun when we assumed Elliot Smith killed himself. Top Secret reports that have been leaked through the CIA are saying he was killed by Tupac Shakur. Seems he couldn't handle Smith "moving in on his street game."

In all actuality, Smith's toxicology reports show NO drugs present in his system at the time of death, which is quite a surprise to everyone. Along with that there has yet to be Official ruling in the Suicide department.

Did someone kill Elliot Smith? If so, that sucks, because he seemed to be so distant, beautiful and genuine that i cannot understand why anyone would do that to him. I guess only Time will tell the outcome, or possibly it was sealed with his death as with so many other great people.

johnny cash

2004-01-03T23:08:00.000-07:00

So, has anyone heard the new johnny cash boxed set. I have, I like it. It makes me want to go to a baptist church and sing hymns. It rocks. It rolls. It is five Compact Discs, and cost somebody $65.00(i cant remember who gave it to me for christmas). It puts a grin on my face and a tear to my eye. I love it like a bowl of gravy.

Quite interesting actually, there are some great collaborators on this all black canvas set: Nick Cave, Willie Nelson, Fiona Apple, Joe Strummer, and that guy from the red hot Chili Peppers who always ends up naked at the end of their concerts.

Anyways, back to the reveiw: There is A GOD awful amount of hymns. Not saying that in a negative way, cause I do Like them, but there really is a GOD awful amount on the 5 disc set. Maybe overkill I imagine. I know there are tons of songs from the American Records recording sessions that were left out of the set, and that is my only complaint. I was hoping for the ENTIRE American Records sessions, not just a wittled down, Select few.

THe highs on the set are as follows:

"Redemption Song" with Joe Strummer. Yes, that says REDEMPTION SONG, ya know, the one by Bob Marley. A great track, and quite an interesting coice for the two to collaberate on. I give this an A++

Next up, a cover of U2's "One". It makes you want to cry like a Toddler who just watched his mother get run over by a Semi-Truck. A really big semi-truck. One with three 35' trailers in tow. Just hearing Johnny's deep voice questioning himself amongst Great lines such as, "Did I ask to much, more than a lot?", is enough to make you pissed at yourself for something as stupid as burning toast. A+

"Never grow old" rounds out my top 3 Favorites on the album. A great song that reminds me of eating peanut butter sandwiches when I was young. No crusts mind you.

Wow this is long. Quite a bit loonger than expected, but please remember: I am Not in any way implying that the rest on the five discs sucks shit, but these were the few that stuck out in my head after VERY light listening of all five discs, mostly while being ASLEEP. If you like Johnny Go get it. If you don't like him, Go Get it and give it to someone who does. They will appreciate it

JEfe

Denver

2003-12-22T16:47:00.000-07:00

got back from denver a couple of hours ago. we of course, had a great time. WE stayed with Mikey's Brother and wife house. mike left to go skiing when we arrived in denver. HE was in a god damn car the whole trip. Sucked for him

The aquabats killed it, I killed it, TOtal excess. The first night we walked around and drank beer. THen we went to the Hardrock Cafe, took drugs inside(which your not supposed to...along with nuclear weapons) and ate Pretty good, but damn expensive food.

WE then went back to the house watched Bjork music videos, and passed out. The NExt day day we met up with kim. IT was great seeing her. She took us on a tour of the PEpsi center. IT is where the Denver Nuggets and Avalanche play. It was really cool very big place.

After that we went to Boulder. A pretty cool town made up of Old hippies that are remminicing about "the summer of 67". I think they even had Hippie santa. Dumb hippies. OH well did some christmas shopping.

THen we got lost in Denver on our way back, and almost didnt get into the aquabats Show cause it was almost sold out. WE snuck into line with this old dude who was WAY too excited to be seeing the aquabats. HE kept comparing them to DEVO and Oingoboingo. i just laughed and agreed. Quite Funny

Then at the concert they had BEER and Jaegger SHOT specials for 5.00. I had one. During the concert this retardo Pulled his pants down on stage barring his ass to the world. It was fucking hot. THen he tried to backflip and crowdsurf naked. Unfortunately no one wanted to touch his small furry, smelly penis and he landed on his head, dying or something in the process. Actually, he was only knocked out, but no one wanted to help him up because he was in a naked lump on the floor. Then the ABATS stopped the show and made fun of him. It rocked like a huricane.

The next day we decided to leave at 12. WE got home at 6 AM. During the ride back, i puked on myself, lost my favorite pants on the side of the road, we locked the keys in the trunk, and had insane conversations with our weird ass tow driver. However, I smoked my lucky Ciggarette, and everything worked out ok.

SEE, you didnt miss anything by not coming,

Love jeff.

Fuck the Rolling Stones

2003-12-14T23:20:00.000-07:00

Fuck Keith and Mick. They are a bunch of asswipes. I want to run them over with a fucking Ford Taurus.

Sir Mick was knighted by Prince Charlie. He now joins the ranks of other assholes like Ringo, PAul McArtny(or wutever the fuck it is), and other shitheads I could really care less about like Sean Connery.

Sorry, back to focus, Apparently, Mr. Keith(not sir) Richards is all pissed off, saying:

"I went fucking berserk when I heard. I thought it was ludicrous to take one of those gongs from the establishment when they did their very best to throw us in jail and kill us at one time. It’s not what the Stones is about, is it?"

No, you Fukcing tard, the STONES is about selling your goddamn sole to the devil so you can sell concert tickets for $300. THe STONES is about having 18 year old Asian girls living on your personal Estate in Connecticut to give you hand jobs(verified by JAy Wright). The STONES is about putting your band's name on everything from condoms to your own damn feces, all for that dollar. MR RICHARDS, THAT IS WHAT THE STONES ARE ABOUT, so why is this small honor any different from all the other shit you guys have pulled in the past?

You fucks sold out ALONG time ago, no going back now. So what seems to be the problem?

Eminem

2003-12-11T23:20:00.000-07:00

It's good to know our president is safe from Eminem. Aparently, he has been under investigation by the Secret Service for a recently leaked song named, "We as Americans."

It seems good old Eminem said "I don't rap for dead presidents/ I'd rather see the president dead", sparking the investigation. For now, It has been ruled that he is not a threat to the president.

As for my opinion, I think this is the best line Eminem as written since the good old days of 1999, when he told the world what his name was.

Punk'd

2003-12-08T02:04:00.000-07:00

if anyone reads this that knows ashton kutcher, please tell him to do an episode of punk'd on Mike tyson. tell him that he is being arrested for money laundering or anything else he has already been associated with.

I do have to say, that seeing mike tyson punch ashton kutcher in the face would be the greatest moment in tv history, ever.

love you all,
jefe

Stroke

2003-11-30T22:56:00.000-07:00

So, I saw the new strokes video, and i like it. Unfortunatley for me, i have to let you all know they ripped off Disneyland's Space Mountain for the set design on the video. Thought they would get away with it, but i caught them.

fun with IM

2003-11-23T00:04:00.000-07:00

I was talking with Mike Falcone earlier tonight.. We thought it would be fun to convince our good friend JefPek that i was in Connecticut for the evening. all for good fun, i think we did a good job. here is the transcripts...

djmogus: hi jef pek
jefpek: j b
jefpek: hey dude
djmogus: saw you in sono tonight but was with my parents and couldt say hello\
jefpek: i just added you to my freinds list on the lj
djmogus: oh good
jefpek: i hope you don't mubd3
jefpek: wait, what?
djmogus: yeah, you and etay
djmogus: and i think mike
jefpek: you're in south norwalk?!
djmogus: yeah, we were at the maritime museam all afternoon, then we went all over..it was quite boring...i wanted to go hang out with you, but my parents wouldn't let me
jefpek: how are you in ct?
jefpek: i don'
t get it
jefpek: i'm confused
djmogus: we have a wedding..we are leaving early tommorrow morning
jefpek: holy shit. that's crazy.
jefpek: like, that's really cool that you saw me in south norwalk
jefpek: ahah
djmogus: yeah, sorry couldn't catch you
jefpek: no, it's almost cooler this way
djmogus: small fucking world ,meh
djmogus: eh
jefpek: although would have been cool in a different way
jefpek: oh, early tomorrow morning, boooo. but still probably the best thing to happen all year, and i didn't even witness it
jefpek: were you in a car?
djmogus: yup
jefpek: crazy
djmogus: yeah, i actually tried to call mike, but i think his phone was off
jefpek: ah. the cellphone companies of america ruined everything!
jefpek: where are you staying?
djmogus: hilton in sono
jefpek: shit, i wish we knew. we could have come over and jumped on the beds and played truth or dare and other girl shit
djmogus: yeah..with my mom and dad
djmogus: would have been quite cool
jefpek: or just your dad
jefpek: how early are you leaving?
djmogus: uh we leave actually at 5:37...
jefpek: oh, f that
djmogus: yeah
djmogus: so jefpek...i was talking to mike earlier..he told me you guys went to sono..i am in utah..
djmogus: i am nice,,id have called you guys if i was out there
jefpek: oh, haha. that's what i figured at first, but then i thought you were serious, and then mike started saying stuff and i figured it wasn't true again
djmogus: haha
jefpek: oh yeah. i never thought of that. you are a nice guy..
djmogus: im posting this on LJ right now
jefpek: oh good. i'm happy that only days after adding you to my list, i get to be an active part in the many disccusions that will follow on your livejouranl page

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Zebrahead

2003-11-19T15:13:00.000-07:00

So i went and saw zebrahead a few days ago...it went something like this....

The Show was at bricks in SLC...at the same time in the same building there was an anti-flag/against me show going on. It was kind of weird. anyways, you could watch either show from the bar if you were 21, so i watched a few bands at the anti-flag show because Lucky Boys Confusion really sucks and they were the openers for ZH.

I didn't know the first band that opened for AntiFlag. they were ok, but i wasn't impressed. However, the second band, Against me! really rocked. In fact, they whipped a horses ass with a belt. After against me! I went back to watch Zebrahead, cause they are like one of my top 10 favorite bands, I was good and drunk, and by that time Lucky boys Confusion got booed off(not really, but it would have been nice).

Before Zebrahead took the stage I found Greg, he plays guitar for ZH, and gave him a whistle. I was hoping they would play "Fly Days", a song that has a whistle part, and talked with him for a minute. When he had to leave to go play his geetar, I pushed my as close as possible to the front as possible so i had a good spot for the show. Unfortunately, everyone else thought the same thing and I got stuck right next to a big building support with a lighting fixture on it. Oh yeah, the fixture was at the same heighth as my head is, so i was bumping my head into the fixture the entire show. Needless to say, it sucked and my head still hurts.

The setlist went something like this:
-Rescue ME
-Blur
-strength
-jag off
a few songs
-Eye of the tiger
-I'm Money
-someday
-wasted
-type A
-runaway
-alone
-house is not my home
-get back
-Playmate of the year
-dear you
-one song i cant remember(might have been a new song)

Well, after the show I stayed around and was hanging out with Ali, HE is ther rapper dude in ZH, sometimes he plays guitar too. I asked him if he wanted to come up to my Friend Vic's house and hang. Unfortunatly, he was feeling under the weather and didn't want to, but he did tell me to go get greg. Ali said he is always down to for smoking.

So, i went and found greg. Greg is the coolest dude on earth, If you say smoke, he drops everything to do it. I invited him to come up to Vic's house and smoke. He wanted to, but he was in charge of loading the gear for the night, so it was going to be a about 30 minutes before he could leave. Suddenly a roadie dude with a ponytail came up and told Greg that they pushed loading the trailer back, and that there was a 15 minute break. Greg then asked The roadie guy "wanna Go smoke." To which I don't even need to type the roadie's reply.

Greg Then took me up on the bus and I smoked some weed with him and the Roadie guy. It was cool. HE had this vaporizer thingy which is really nice to smoke from, it just vaporizes. Here is a picture of it:

Then the roadie guy started hitting me up about selling him some acid, Crack, and meth, which you don't ever want to sell, not even to the roadie guys. While we were smoking, Justin, wearing a long blonde wig, and Ali, sans a wig, came back to see what we were doing. They were really fun, and i even sang Justin the intro to "Jesus is the answer", by Wesley Willis. Greg and Justin were laughing their asses of the entire time i did the impersonation. It was great.

After being on the bus a few minutes, My roadie friend came on the bus and told me my friends were waiting outside freezing their asses off so i had to leave. It sucked. Those ZH guys are so nice...I'll have to hook them up nex time..but not with methamphetamine..

Random thoughts...

2003-11-17T01:02:00.000-07:00

-The most stolen record of all time has to be Dr. Dre "chronic 2001"

-Snoop didn't really quit smoking...he just does brownies or sum shit

-If they make a Terminator 4 it should be about Arnold in Office.

-The Matrix is a story all about Jesus. Kind of like the Bible and Star wars(the new, Shitty ones) thrown in a blender.

-negroes forever

-beware of bridges

-Would i look better in a red dress?

-Whether you like it or not, YOU are responsible.

-I don't give a FUCK

-that new VIVA LA BAM is the coolest show on mtv since REMOTE CONTROL

-I miss Elliot Smith

-Margaret Cho is the funniest woman alive

-Fred Durst has a tattoo of Kurt Cobain and Elvis on his chest. Kurt hated Elvis and would hate Limp Bizkit.

-the new episode of the simpsons last night kicked major ass.

-kill that idiot that thought up Nazi wine. This stuff has Pictures of Hitler and his cronies and is emblazened with quotes like "Seig heil" and "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer" what does it taste like, blood of six million dead people? I don't care if it is great wine, fuck that shit.

- 1049 federal rights are denied gay and lesbian couples because of their second class status in the area of holy matrimony. --that shit is fucked up

More responses from Metal Dudes!!

2003-11-13T15:56:00.000-07:00

ey, Thanks for coming to look at my Livejournal.

For some reason Metalady666 has been getting a lot of Date requests from people with really long hair. And they are all REALLY, REALLY proud of that fact. Here are a few more respondents for our favorite lady:

Name: LongHairedStud69

Message: love metal too.... 80's heavy metal like Iron Maiden & Anthrax, even glam bands like Ratt & Cinderella. By the way, not all death metal sucks, just 95% of it. There are a few good bands, but the rest just sound repetitive & boring. You can check out my profile & see if I'm what you're looking for. If so, maybe we can chat sometime.

My Comment: Well, I think this guy knows what he wants. Just look at his name, LongHairedStud69. GOTTA LOVE THAT PHOTO.
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Name: pathswillcross

Message: Hey my name is Todd although I live in Dallas I have to look elsewhere for women that like my type. If interested in chating give me a write. Later. Todd.

My comment: This guy is PERFECT. He totally is the person you would expect this chick to find. Look at him, posing with his guitar, and the nice light green haze on his photos. This is an excellent find. BTW: i love how this guy is an internerd and tries to pick up Ladies that live a thousand miles away.
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More updates to come!!!

6ft5intall--Your help is needed!!

2003-11-11T22:44:00.000-07:00

er requests, I am going to lead on the man only known as 6ft5intall. In fact, just emailed him:

Hi, I saw you winked at me a couple times on match.com. I always make people Message me twice before i ever answer. That way you know they really want it bad. Anyways, hehe, i wanted to see if i could get some more info out of you so please answer a few questions:

How come your name says you are 6'5" but i have seen it written in your profile 6'6" and 6'7"? just curious, teehee

What are some of your favorite bands?

Are you looking for a quick fling, or something more lasting? ;-)

what is your most romantic date you would take me on?

And please tell me all about yourself. I would love to hear more about yourself. and MAybe you could send me your real name or some more pictures, maybe so i can get to know you better. It all works. :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Metalchick666

p.s. Send me your real name, I will send you mine
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Ok, if you need a refresher, hear is our subject of torment:

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Ok, here is where I need your help, Please send me things I can bug this guy with ie: wierd questions, metal jokes, anything. Lets see if we can get this guy stood up on a date. It would also great punishment for still having his hair so long, I mean, the eighties ended almost 14 years ago...

That would be cool.

jefe

My Match.com profile

2003-11-10T16:47:00.000-07:00

I recently Made up a profile for match@aol.com. Not necessarily for myself, but I more of as an experiment. An experiment to see who responds to the white trash, Metal head lady. So Before we see the lucky contestants, lets take a look at the made up Profile:

Personal message: I love to Score!!

Likes/dislikes: I love OZZY!! I love Metal!! I love Iron Maiden, and Sabbath!! If you are into any of this stuff, message me!! I also like to go to shows and head-bang, listen to music, but not death metal, I only like Pissing Razors, I think all other death metal sucks!

Now, that might seem bad, but get a load of the respondents so far, along with my personal comments.

Name: 6ft5intall

Message: "I love Ronny James Dio. WE should meet at the Rainbow room, soon."
MY comment: At least one of the Nelson twins are still alive. HOORAY! I have been wondering about them.

Name: christian_31080

Message:"I enjoy fiching(sp) just like my father, Jesus Christ"
MY comment: I have been asked if i made that comment up above. Unfortunatly, I didn't.

Name: oklooking25

Message: "I am all you need" and "Pissing RAZORS is kind of Faggety".
MY comment: Damn, This guy knows how to get a METAL woman. Tell her that her interensts are of a homosexual origin. Hey BUD, your shirt is kind of faggety.

Name: Tme4axion

Message: "I'll rock you like a Hurricane"
MY vommit: Why couldn't this guy died with everyone else at that Great White Concert in Rhode Island. For HELL sakes: HE is a wannabe Crocodile hunter!

Name: 6ft5intall

Message: "You haven't gotten back to me, hope everything is well. Come by the club tonight and I will buy you a drink. My friend Fred Coury will be there. FYI: HE was the drummer for CINDERELLA"
My comment: Nelson again. I swear this guy has emailed me five times. Whoa, trying to entice me with Fred Coury. who the fuck is that?? Find a new metal chick.

Name: Tylergo

Message: " I've spent the last several years working on two master's degrees, one in English, the other in Creative Writing, and helping my mother through a long illness. Some stuff I like: reading, long conversations over coffee, well-developed senses of humor, teaching, movies, generosity, theatre, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, kindness, hiking, complaining about politicians,THE SKY ON THE DAY AFTER RAIN, pizza, really good novels, NPR, the beach at night, honesty, The Daily Show, and SUNDAY MORNINGS IN BED, A GOOD POP TART. Some stuff I don't: small minds, big egos, tax cuts for the wealthy, thoughtlessness, long lines,MUSHROOMS, reality television, censorship, and cats.

MY comment: WOW, I really like his hat. Not quite as much as the long message he sent. Notice Some of the above mentioned likes/dislikes that I CAPITALIZED.

well, that is all for now. If any more funny people show up, I will make shure to post them.

jefe

excitement

2003-10-19T23:46:00.000-06:00

I am ONLY looking forward to three things this coming year:

1. BIG FISH - THe new movie from Tim Burton
2. skiing
3. connecticut trip to see mike and john and jeff and jerome and shannon and jayg and calvin

ANd in other news:
SPEAKERS PUSH AIR

aight im out

hefe

Car Crash & toilet paper

2003-10-16T19:59:00.000-06:00

So, I saw my first bad freeway crash today. It was just like on those movies when cars get all smashed to shit and people prolly died. Fortunatley for me, I was going southbound on I-15 and the accident was on the Northbound side of the freeway. Oh well, I wouldn't have stopped anyways, cuz i had to get to work.

AND.... Why is it that I am the only person in the entire world to put toilet paper on the Dispenser roll thingy?(btw: what is the real name for the dispenser?) Any time i go in a bathroom, with the exception of public restrooms, the toilet paper is usually sitting on the back of the toilet, not on the rolly thing. I mean, has then entire world gotten SOOO lazy that rather than put it on the roller, they say to themself, "Ah fuck it, Jeff is coming by later, he can take care of that shit for us." Everywhere I go, the TP is either on the back of the can, or just rolling around on the floor.
WEll, from here on out I will not put TP on the roller(i guesse that is the name)for ANYONE. QUIT BEING LAZY, TAKE TWO SECONDS AND PUT THE DAMN PAPER ON THE ROLLER!! Enough Rant, Go buy a Chris Murray record and listen to some great, white man reggae.
--Peace
jefe

Not so Stoked anymore...

2003-10-10T12:01:00.000-06:00

So, I received my new copy of ROLLING STONE yesterday. I have to say I am No Longer as stoked about the NEw Blink-182 album... Here's Why:

In the article about the Blink-182 tour of the Middle East, Tom DeLonge makes the Statement "Terrorism isn't about us being imperialistic," he says. "It's symptomatic of bad government. In order to make peace, you've got to let oppressed people have a comfortable life and not live under an overzealous regime."

The article also goes on to state that Travis Barker doesn't even watch TV and pleads a lack of knowledge when questioned about the war. HMMM

Now, lets skip back a few pages to the "Punks Bash President", article: "'I just think Bush is a bad President, and an awful diplomat,' says NOFX singer Fat Mike, who's putting together a ROCK AGAINST BUSH two-volume compilation for next year." Bands that have currently signed on the the project are Foo Fighters, Green Day, BLINK-182, etc...

The way I see it Blink-182 is playing the cute face for the media. Because when you are BLink-182, why lose redneck, 13 year old fans, who live in a trailer in Kentucky. THe same kids who sit around waiting for the next episode of "WWE RAW" to come on; just because you are going against the war. Good way to rack up redneck sales.

On the other hand, by not supporting the war, and being on Fat Mike's comp about Bush, you won't lose what little PR(punk rock) Credibility you have left in the community, and you can get some sales from PR kids.

Then throw in the fact that that you have DJ Shadow, Dan the Automator and Robert Smith all Doing work on your album. That will get you some sales; hell I even was going to buy this when I didn't think this was all about sales.

What it all boils down to is the fact that BLink-182 is about money. They need some more, probably because they have bought to much satalite porno and Simpson toys. So, they are putting on the cutest face to every single outlet in music, and that face is SCREAMING buy our new record on Nov 11

Will I still buy the new album, not unless they finally tell the world they are gay.

STILEproject

2003-10-09T14:15:00.000-06:00

So, I was talking with the Connecticut boys the other night, and they recomended a website to me... www.stileproject.com ..
DO NOT LOOK AT THIS WEBSITE WHILE AT WORK...I know I am probably the last person to know this website, but i still wanted to post about it. Don't get me wrong, I havn't ever been more disgusted, but I have also never been more intriuged(I think that is the spelling). well, CHeck it out, I gotta write a paper about Greenhouse effect before 5:00

1 haiku for everyone:

i don't need my teeth
teeth are for stupid people
i am not stupid

Quick update on ROy:

I saw in the newspaper that Roy, Ya know him as Siegfried and Roy, is going to be ok. "the Show will go on" He was quoted as saying from his hospital bed. I hate him. I wish he would have died right there on stage. I wish the White lion that had gotten his ass had taken his head off and rolled in his blood to become the first Rare Roy-blood red Lion. That would have been cool. Oh well, That lion is gonna get him next time their both on stage.
BTW: When is the video of the attack gonna come out on this shit? It is the 2000's or what ever the people in charge named this generation. Everyone carries a video camera hoping to catch the next Rodney King beating or the chance to tape JLo and Gigly hanging out with ashton K. and His old hag Demi. Hopefully someday it will come out, and when it does I will watch it over and over. Just like the time I found the Michael Jackson incident when he caught his hair on fire because he had so much hairspray in it.

JEfe

New Blink-182 album

2003-10-07T14:29:00.000-06:00

I find it hard to believe that i'm typing this, but I can't wait for the new Blink-182 album to come out.
Have you heard that new song "feeling this"? Catchy as hell, and if you listen closely there is a DJ and some sampling effort in the beginning. I was already excited about this album. I mean who would'nt be? Hell, they have had Robert Smith, Dj Shadow, and Dan the Automator doing post-production on the album, so i don't think there is a music genre that wasn't touched on this album.

I wanted to post a picture of Brittney Spears' ass right here, but i cant figure this shit out for the life of me, but i promise i will when i get this taken care of
jefe

Free Eating Disorder

2003-10-07T14:25:00.000-06:00

Hey,

For everyone out there who ever wanted an eating disorder, I found you a couple websites to check out:
http://winkin.phpwebhosting.com/~joeic/privet/thin/ --good one
http://realm2-blessedbe.com/StarvingForPerfection/

there is a lot of really good information about eating disorder, like what to do when you get hungry, and how to make your stomach growls go away. So check them out, because we all know 'Nothing Tastes As Good As Thin Feels'

JEfe